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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 13, 2019 12:03PM


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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: July 13, 2019 07:11PM

"A few months shy of her 15th birthday"

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Posted by: FelixNLI ( )
Date: July 14, 2019 12:42AM

What would you have done if an angle with a sword threatened you?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 15, 2019 04:12AM

I would have taken out my protractor and circumscribed it so it couldn't hurt anyone.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: July 15, 2019 08:04AM

:)

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: July 15, 2019 07:16AM

And it becomes a translating hat if you put a seerstone in it ;-)

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 02:57PM

And keep in mind that not any ole seerstone will do.....it must first of all be one that you steal, oh excuse me, borrow from your seering neighbor, be of a rather mundane brown hue with just the right swirls in it, plus be capable of sitting quietly in the church vault gathering a thick layer of grime and dust, not bothering a single soul.

THEN.....drop it in said hat, and voila you are ready to become a JosephSmithSeer. Praise the Lord.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 03:31PM

presleynfactsrock Wrote:
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> THEN.....drop it in said hat, and voila you are
> ready to become a JosephSmithSeer. Praise the
> Lord.


'Cause if he like you, then he shoulda put a stone in it
If he like you, then he shoulda put a stone in it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (whoa, oh, oh)
'Cause if he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it
If he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 09:48PM


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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:13AM


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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 09:23PM

M@t

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 09:44PM

at ease folks, they'll display Joey's real hat at the next centennial, in 2030.

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