Date: July 22, 2019 12:40PM
So, yesterday I went to sacrament meeting for the 3rd time in about a month because my TBM wife was feeling she needed to express her Mormon-ness more and wanted support from her husband. I had not been in about 2 years. Of course, the bishop sees me and obviously starts thinking I have come back to the cult. I leave immediately after sacrament meeting ends and drive home. I guess the bishop rushed out to the parking lot to try to talk to me the 1st week, then the 2nd week he made sure to rush me and shake my hand.
Well, this weekend I guess he was feeling pretty confident, being that I have been there 3x, and wanted to talk to me for about 5 minutes, after rushing after me of course. I said sure, this should be entertaining. He actually asked me if I would be a Cub Scout assistant/leader. I no longer have kids in Cub Scouts. This was hilarious! Of course, I just said no and left.
This ward doesn't have any parents to step up for their little cub scouts, WTF! They must be really desperate for cub scout help.
I am thinking about makin this a game every Sunday now, making ackward walking routes after the meeting lets out, maybe between pews, chairs, hallways, parking lot, etc.