Posted by:
LJ12
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Date: September 05, 2019 10:30AM
Well this kind of includes local leaders also...
11. Asking a question
12. Not wearing make up / wearing make up / not wearing heels / wearing heels / looking good / looking bad / wearing nice clothes / wearing poor clothes
(take your pick, they like to mix it up)
13. Having normal life problems, and then being open about them
13a. Stating that you’re unhappy
13b. Being happy
13c. Smiling
14. Knowing more than they do about the scriptures
14a. Not reading your scriptures
15. Setting a good example by not being prejudiced in any way
16. Having non mormon friends, unless you bring them to church
17. Being self confident
18. Being quiet and not talkative enough (they take it personally)
19. Saying No
19a. Not answering your phone
19b. Not answering your door, even if you’re out
19c. Being out
20. Having hobbies, interests and your own life
21. Not going to church when on vacation
22. Being too poor to go on vacation
23. Being poor
24. Being richer than them, or improving your life without their help.
25. Doing stuff with your kids, instead of searching for a husband
26. Having kids and no husband, but still being worthy in every other way so they can’t find fault
27. Keeping eye contact
28. Having a firmer handshake than them
29. Being relaxed about your calling
29a. Asking questions about your calling, or asking for help with it.
30. Leaving church early.
31. Going to church for the full three hours but not going back for the social later, or to their house for dinner, because you want to chill (recover).
32. Being honest at temple recommend interview and not being worthy so now they have to discuss that with you
32a. Being honest at temple recommend interview and being worthy, then attending the temple more than they do.
32b. Refusing to attend any interviews.
33. Dating someone in the ward who later marries someone else.
Now they* the bishop and everyone else feels awkward even though you don’t give the slightest damn.
33a. Having to invite said people to dinner to ease the “tension” in the ward, because otherwise all is not well in Zion, and it will lead you to sin.
34. Knowing the answers in Sunday school, especially if you’re a woman, and even more so if you’re a single woman.
34a. Being intelligent if you’re a woman
35. Refusing to go to college because you already have your hands full with working full time, being a parent and following the commandment to find a husband.
35a. Going to college and getting an education, which leads to a good career, especially if you’re a single woman with kids.
36. Not having a car, so that ward members have to be assigned to give you rides.
36a. Not having a car and deciding to walk to church which makes everyone feel guilty and uncomfortable, especially if you turn up wearing flat shoes.
36b. Turning up in a car, especially if you leave on time without having to listen to whatever it is they must say to you.
37. Reporting single priesthood holders for inappropriate behaviour/ unwanted attention.
37a. Not accepting charity, including opened items of used food, and showing your ingratitude.
37b. Needing charity or help.
38. Asking for anything
38a. Not asking for anything and getting on with your life in privacy.
I will likely think of more.....
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/05/2019 10:39AM by LJ12.