Is like a fireworks stand that only sells snakes and sparklers.

“So where’s the good stuff?”

Good Joe Dirt reference.

If you ignore facts and history you might be blessed
with a warm fuzzy feeling!

That's the good stuff.

They're phasing out sparklers beginning next month...and the snakes are to be limited to no more than one box per family. But the good news is that the sparklers will be replaced by surplus cap rolls manufactured in 1967 (but no cap guns will be available).

Man. You know your LDS Mormons!

When (Pervert) Joe was running the stand, he would tell women folk that he fancied that he kept the good stuff behind the stand to entice them out back, then Joe would rape them.

That is how "some good stuff" for you worked back then.

in b 4 ~ whistlin' bungholes ~

spleen splitters ~

whisker biscuits ~

honkey lighters ~

hoosker doos ~

hoosker don'ts ~

cherry bombs ~

nipsy daisers with or without the scooter stick ~

or one single whistlin' kitty chaser ~

stuff that'll explode ~

go *boom*! ~

black cats ~

roman candles ~

screaming meemies ~

ladyfingers ~

buzz bottles ~

snicker bombs ~

church burners ~

finger blasters ~

gut busters ~

zippedy-doodas ~

crap flappers ~

whistling bungholes ~

spleen splitters ~

whisker biscuits ~

honkey lighters ~

hüsker düs and don'ts ~

cherry bombs ~

nipsy dazers with or without the scooter stick ~

or one single whistling kitty-chaser ~

No Bible references?

Rusty: Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> “So where’s the good stuff?”

In their Holy of Holiees.