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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 20, 2019 01:23PM

Is like a fireworks stand that only sells snakes and sparklers.

“So where’s the good stuff?”

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 20, 2019 01:59PM

Good Joe Dirt reference.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: October 20, 2019 10:57PM

If you ignore facts and history you might be blessed
with a warm fuzzy feeling!

That's the good stuff.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: October 20, 2019 11:40PM

They're phasing out sparklers beginning next month...and the snakes are to be limited to no more than one box per family. But the good news is that the sparklers will be replaced by surplus cap rolls manufactured in 1967 (but no cap guns will be available).

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: October 23, 2019 11:44AM

Man. You know your LDS Mormons!

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: October 22, 2019 07:16PM

When (Pervert) Joe was running the stand, he would tell women folk that he fancied that he kept the good stuff behind the stand to entice them out back, then Joe would rape them.

That is how "some good stuff" for you worked back then.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: October 22, 2019 09:35PM

in b 4 ~ whistlin' bungholes ~

spleen splitters ~

whisker biscuits ~

honkey lighters ~

hoosker doos ~

hoosker don'ts ~

cherry bombs ~

nipsy daisers with or without the scooter stick ~

or one single whistlin' kitty chaser ~

stuff that'll explode ~

go *boom*! ~

black cats ~

roman candles ~

screaming meemies ~

ladyfingers ~

buzz bottles ~

snicker bombs ~

church burners ~

finger blasters ~

gut busters ~

zippedy-doodas ~

crap flappers ~

whistling bungholes ~

spleen splitters ~

whisker biscuits ~

honkey lighters ~

hüsker düs and don'ts ~

cherry bombs ~

nipsy dazers with or without the scooter stick ~

or one single whistling kitty-chaser ~

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 23, 2019 11:20AM

No Bible references?

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 22, 2019 11:39PM

Rusty: Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 23, 2019 11:21AM

babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> “So where’s the good stuff?”

In their Holy of Holiees.

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