WA D.C. Priest first to test positive for Covid19, shook hands with 500 people.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-us-priest-washington-dc-quarantine-timothy-shake-hands-church-a9388561.html

Some priests also place the communion wafer *directly* on the parishioners' tongues. Uh-oh. Wonder if he did that too…

--US Government tell nine companies to knock it off with the claim that their products protect against or cure coronavirus--


"Amongst the mess of misinformation around coronavirus, claims promising cures and treatments for the virus are rife. On Monday, the Federal Trade Commission and U.S. Food and Drug Administration took action, warning seven companies about their ads for products promising to help combat coronavirus.

"The affected companies include: Vital Silver, Quinessence Aromatherapy, N-ergetics, GuruNanda, Vivify Holistic Clinic, Herbal Amy, and The Jim Bakker Show. Letters went out to each, warning them they may be in breach of the FTC Act by making unvalidated claims.

"As per the FDA’s guidance: 'There are no approved vaccines, drugs, or investigational products currently available to treat or prevent the virus.'”


https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2020/03/09/teas-essential-oils-and-drinking-silver-ftc-warns-about-dubious-coronavirus-cures/#537d0ce91cba

Herbal Amy is based in Nampa so that one is probably mormon. The others, doesn't look like it. Just ordinary scammers.

https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/compliance-actions-and-activities/warning-letters

"The Jim Bakker Show." ROFLMAO.

Anyone still giving this @$$hole money is too stupid to live and deserves to get COVID-19.

Collection plates may be empty of Washingtons eventually, if the gov. decides to remove all paper money from circulation, because it's too germy.

Corona beer didn’t make the list?

It’s a little dubious to make claims when you can’t even get access to corona virus patients to do a clinical trial.

Why don't we hear anything from Rusty about this? He could revelate something along the lines of, "Good God, it's okay to miss a few meetings, if you are feeling under the weather" or something like that. Or, he could say, "God just told me to tell you to stop shaking hands, unless it's one of the sacred tokens we aren't supposed to talk about".

It seems to me that the mighty mormon church could/should offer up some godly inspiration during this virus scare. Shutting down Sunday meetings for a month or two wouldn't hurt a gosh darn thing. Rusty would be revered by millions if he would introduce a new doctrine of Tele-Morgeting. I dunno, seems like the heartless surgeon should be talking more.

sunbeep Wrote:
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> Why don't we hear anything from Rusty about this?
> He could revelate something along the lines of,
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"Thus saith the Lord, God, I love you. Here's a global pandemic! Natural Selection Bitches! LOL"



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schrodingerscat Wrote:
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> sunbeep Wrote:
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> > Why don't we hear anything from Rusty about
> this?
> > He could revelate something along the lines of,
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> "Thus saith the Lord, God, "I love you. Here's a global pandemic! LOL"

Natural Selection Bitches.

One of my favorites!

Better said in my opinion.

The corona virus would not dare infect a man of god !

I refuse to stay away from anything. Especially since I hate crowds and lines. Now is the time I want to be out. But I already work from home so that cuts a lot of risk. If it gets really bad, I’ll be wanting to help people who can’t get out.

My wife says that couch in the chapel foyer was found to be infested with bed bugs.

How can she sleep while the blowhards are blowing?