I have an answer in my mind but thought it would be more fun to see what you flaming apostates come up with. If you can't read my mind I'll post my answer at the conclusion of this thread. Now let "the spirit of disbursement" descend upon thee.

(potty word warning)

Both are stained with shit.

Both fall to pieces when the slightest pressure is applied.

Both are going down the toilet.

Ya gotta know, sooner or later, you're gonna run out of both, (maybe at the same moment).


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They both wipe something clean. One at one end and one at the other.

They're A round all the time.

They’re both hu-white and delightsome ;-)

Poke holes in either one and it becomes useless.

:)

Both come from peoples ass most likely. And just because you've said the most or have the most does not mean you are the biggest dog on the block old dog. I know you stockpiled all the TP.

Someone is swimming in a 100 billion dollars worth of TP right now that's all i know.

Both are provided by parents to their young children.

We Wish they'd Both GO AWAY AFTER ONE USE.

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> Now let
> "the spirit of disbursement" descend upon thee.

It did descendeth upon me.

One wipes away fecal matter and the other flecks of stinky history.

http://mormonismschism.blogspot.com/2013/09/little-flecks-of-history-lds-hymn.html

Both are wrapped around something hollow.

The fact that the human body is a torus fascinates me!

They're both used by a$$holes

They both come in handy when dealing with assholes. Mormon testimonies are A goto hygienic product to wipe away what is coming from an asshole trying aggresively to challenge their beliefs. Or as packer would put it - less useful truths.

HA!

They're both a$$wipes.

How is a Mormon testimony an "ass wipe?"

Neither should be shared.

They have the same taste.

both are in existence because of s***.

They're both full of $hit!

Love it.

Thanks!

Well I was never a testiphony barer, but have memories of sitting thinking, "when will this be finished." There a lot of what those idiots would say things that would get stuck in the cracks of irrationality. Also, esp with the Q15 and other leaders at GC, as I would listen to their shitty remarks, I always felt like I was taking in up the zinger emotionally. Many of those asshats go places in their testimony's where no man has gone before in talking about visions, dreams, revelations, etc.

Also, The Brethren subordinates to Rusty wipe off their noses after taking turns shoving their sniffers up his ass.

On which is written, “I love being a mormon but I hate this city!”

Why would a good mormon not like Salt Lake City?

Hmm. Some SLC resident who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints didn't get the inspired "Mormon" is offensive to God message.

They are both made of fluff and loosely wound to make it look there is more in the package than there is.

Both are apps for asses