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Posted by: Anziano Young ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 03:39PM
New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

They've got a shiny new logo. Now how about a motto to go along with?

"The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints: Conveniently impotent any time it would matter."

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 03:41PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

"Gimme!"

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 03:44PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

One hundred billion can't be wrong.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 04:36PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Still crazy after all these years.

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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 04:50PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

You,too, can be served. Just drop your pants and bend over.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 05:51PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Pure, White, and Delightsome.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 06:25PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Okay, that hurt! <sniff>. Cuz now I'm saddled with the grief that if we were Gay, you wouldn't date me.

It's me and Paula B. all over again!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 06:46PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Its the churches motto, not mine.

It's me and Margarita R. all over again!

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 06:51PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

I guess my idea ”Mormonism: A Cult above the Rest” isn’t going to fly. The Boner with the Dragon Tattoo.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 09:06PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Isn't going to fly??? I voted for it!!!!!

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 07:12PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Banana fofanna Hosanna!

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 07:19PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

“We are normal. Not peculiar. Normal.”

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 03:18PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

I think the original motto, if they practiced it would be perfect.

"Mind your own business"

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Posted by: W8sted2years ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 04:54PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

motto or new name

The CHURCH of CHANGING to CHRIST of LATTER DAY SAINTS

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Posted by: Lowpriest ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 07:39PM
Come for the foot washing stay for the brain washing (n/t)


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Posted by: SomeMillenial ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 08:20PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Worried about filling up on facts? Now with 33% less truth!

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 09:00PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

I vote for the OP's suggestion. Perfect.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 09:19PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

"We've got a patent on Direct Revelation & the God's Truth, but...

'If enough people don't like it, Hey! We can change, but slowly, on the down-low...'



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/10/2020 09:25PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 10, 2020 09:40PM
Re: New motto suggestions for the One True Church?

Now much less horny. (thanks for dropping it Moroni)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2020 11:42AM by Elder Berry.

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