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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: April 13, 2020 07:35PM
“Families can be together ...

... forever?!?!”

YIKES!

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: April 13, 2020 07:54PM
Well, not living together!!! I guess. (n/t)


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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 13, 2020 08:28PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Define 'family'

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 07:31PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

...and define "together".

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Posted by: Third of Five ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 01:28AM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Thank goodness this isn’t true.

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Posted by: sonofthelefthand ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 05:00PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Why is it that I can look forward to seeing family, but after about an hour or so, I am SO ready to leave? Forever? No way!

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 07:37PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Imagine Adam's family all being together forever. Is there a planet big enough to accomodate 115 Billion people?

And how does that mean "together"? Would we all be subject to Adam's whims? mowing his vast lawn, painting his huge garage? Laughing at his stupid dad jokes?

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 08:00PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Is this why God invented Face Time ?

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 09:40PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Together with my family forever . . .

I don't think Dante Alighieri could have come up with a more horrifying version of Hell.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 10:09PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

when it first came out (Remember???) It was 'Families are Forever'

honest, they change Everything!

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Posted by: Laban's Head ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 09:45AM
Re: “Families can be together ...

I definitely remember that. That was changed in the twinkling of an eye.

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Posted by: anonyXmo ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 11:19PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Practicing safe social distancing and using the Kolobian version of Zoom

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Posted by: Ted ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 09:47AM
Re: “Families can be together ...

Right now, another poster/thread linked an article from the hap hap happy "family Forever" valley as having a 70% increase in domestic violence calls. Seems being being with the fam's there ain't all that happy. Probably, I am guessing, most of the arguments are about money - how to survive, "do we pay our tithing?" during this crisis.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 10:50AM
Re: “Families can be together ...

FAMILY: The first suspects in a murder.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 12:41PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

We are getting closer and closer to a standing ovation.


...is it the clean air? Were you able to keep a bottle hidden?

Is there really a devil, and he does do deals?!

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 01:47PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

I'm taking it to Shark Tank next week.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 12:28PM
In the nineteenth century, early death was much more common

Mormonism is a scam.

Life expectancy was much lower back then.

Most people didn't live past sixty.

It's no different than the post WWI spiritualism craze that arose after WWI — taking advantage of grief and loss to make a quick buck.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 12:34PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

I guess being together sealed for death than actually together in life is just a way to worship family and ancestors without having to actually deal with them.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 01:14PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

It's a great slogan to scare little Primary kids if their parents are doing something terrible like drinking coffee or something.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 15, 2020 01:40PM
Re: “Families can be together ...

JOhnny or Julie Sunbeam to Gossipy Uber-Nazi TBM primary teacher who was assigned there 'to do the least damage to the ward':


'Teacher, should I tell You or the Bishop if my (mommy or daddy)


Smokes?

Shops on Sunday?

Watches Porn?

Swears?

F**ks the neighbor?


and so it starts...

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