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Posted by: JoeSmith666 ( )
Date: May 13, 2020 07:10PM

Which goes better with Oreo Cookies?

Scotch. Vodka. Tequila.

Those are what we have - and don't have much experience with drinking yet.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 13, 2020 07:11PM

Breakfast of champions !

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: May 13, 2020 09:09PM

what kind of Oreo cookies we talking about OPie ? ~

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Posted by: JenMikell ( )
Date: May 13, 2020 09:12PM

What kind of Scotch?

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Posted by: bobofitz ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 12:09PM

Try one of each. By then you won’t care.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 12:13PM

Are you planning on dunking them?

I enjoy the flavor of homemade chocolate chip cookies while drinking a cold domestic beer, like a Miller Genuine Draft. I don't dunk, just take a bite and wash it down with beer. Yummy!

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Posted by: loislane ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 12:17PM

Just remember when you eat your next Oreo that the filling consists of Crisco and sugar. Does the idea of consuming sugar-laced Crisco really appeal to you?

Needless to say, this is very unhealthy.

Drink your alcohol straight, and remember a little goes a long ways.

Lay off the Oreo sugar and the fat. That stuff will kill you.

And to think that some people feed this poison to their children!

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: May 15, 2020 03:20PM

Crisco is Industrially-generated Frankenfat made from cottonseed oil axle grease.

The lard it displaced was far better for us, but Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" was a bestseller and P&G really took advantage of it.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 12:29PM

sex

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Date: May 14, 2020 12:29PM


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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 12:36PM

Throw the Oreos in the trash, and get some real cookies. Raisin oatmeal, peanut butter, macadamia white chocolate chip--there are so many. Why anyone would deliberately eat garbage like Oreos or Hydrox escapes me. The things are awful.

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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: May 15, 2020 04:14PM

Now if you had mentioned Bourbons or dark chocolate Hobnobs I would agree.

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Posted by: Leftlongago ( )
Date: May 16, 2020 01:22AM

Cause they are yummy!!!!!!

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 01:15PM

Tits on a Ritz?...mmmmm...good cracker!

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 01:51PM

Mudslide and brownies. Ditch the Oreos

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 02:28PM

It sounds like you don't have much experience with Oreos, & milk!

I didn't have any milk earlier, so ate mine dry.

I also didn't have any Scotch, Vodka, or Tequila!!!

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Posted by: JoeSmith666 ( )
Date: May 15, 2020 09:11AM

ufotofu Wrote:
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> It sounds like you don't have much experience with
> Oreos, & milk!
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> I didn't have any milk earlier, so ate mine dry.
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> I also didn't have any Scotch, Vodka, or
> Tequila!!!


Major league MILK allergy. One glass & I'm a goner. Very difficult getting information on milk and milk derived additives in food. Cows milk - dairy products - put me into shock reaction that ends up with a ride in an ambulance. So - stay away from most restaurants and seldom eat out.

As for Crisco and sugar in Oreos - no one gets out alive so why not enjoy it before you expire? I'm not the one who is going to do this but will be the designated driver when friends try it at a party now that the virus restrictions are being lifted where we are.

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: May 15, 2020 07:09PM

That is great!
Have fun.

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: May 15, 2020 03:21PM

Hmm...seems like you could go with Bailey's Irish Cream then.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 02:55PM

NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!!
In my not so humble opinion
IT TAKES RUM AND COCOA COLA TO DEAL WITH THIS!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/14/2020 02:56PM by thedesertrat1.

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Posted by: JoeSmith666 ( )
Date: May 15, 2020 09:12AM

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!!
> In my not so humble opinion
> IT TAKES RUM AND COCOA COLA TO DEAL WITH THIS!!!

Is that Coca Cola with or without Peanuts in it?

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Posted by: synonymous ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 03:00PM

Even if you don't like Oreos, you have to admit this is a great commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmf-6TYjGuQ

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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 03:06PM

Don't know. I only ever grew up eating biscuits.

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 06:24PM

I see some here haven't gotten over the Mormon habit of treating personal opinions as divinely revealed gospel truth. lol.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 06:32PM

Amen. Ask a simple (and fun) question and get lectured about supposed bad choices.

Now then, I think I'll go sprinkle some sugar on a scoop of lard and eat it.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: May 14, 2020 11:15PM

If you have some Kahlua and half & half milk, mix two parts vodka with one part Kahlua and a little bit of the half & half for a White Russian (The Dude approves).

If you have tea, add a little bit of Scotch to your cup.

If you have none of these, be sure to pick up the extra ingredients, along with a baking sheet, cooling racks, and ingredients for real cookies.

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Posted by: EXON46 ( )
Date: May 15, 2020 03:09PM

Vodka is like a base. So it's like dunking your Oreo into water.
However if you blend it together, it's like really good chocolate milk.

Tequila is already a desert drink. It's like dunking your Oreo into a glass of lemonade. Not so good at first, but after one or two, it is reallly greattt.


Scotchh is fine, but dunking your great Oreo just seemssss t@ just be fantasicky.

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: May 17, 2020 10:12AM

Dunk them in Baileys Irish Cream Whisky instead of milk.

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