"Don't confuse us with Facts"

yours / others???

"Muddling along since 1830; join us!"


"If you're not rich, you must be a sinner."


"These are not the droids you are looking for and ignore everything that Joseph Smith wrote and said."

"Our legal guy told us not to apologize for mistakes,
so Therefore, we don't make any mistakes!"

"Our Book of Mormon was announced to be the world's most perfect book; Except for a few selected verses, some principles, doesn't focus on Honesty or Kindness, Respect for others...
Also, it's been heavily revised several times since Joe's statement..."



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Visitors welcome but only during FaT meeting.

Visitors Welcome (if you are just like us).



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Visitors Welcome only if accompanied by our missionaries and only if you look "Golden"

Rich visitors more than welcome.

"Some things that are true are not very useful."

"We'll let you keep 90% of your income!"

"If you don't keep every promise you make in this chapel this day, you will be in Satan's power."

Victims Welcome

Visitors: learn how to qualify to wear sacred underwear.

Tithe Payers Welcome.

Got Mammon?

Wait, I thought they went extinct long ago?

It's because their wives figured out where they were peeing.

Fair enough and it makes sense....of mammoth proportion.

Gods R US

'Visitors come if you wish to be abused psychologically and emotionally in ways you could never imagine'. Hows that? Pretty accurate if i do say so myself