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lol Dave I have heard that Truth Oil (Cold compressed) is the best even though it is not an essential oil in the mormon church.

But it clears the problem right up.

You could try Valerian:

https://suebovenizer.com/aromatherapy/list-of-essential-oils/valerian/

Mace

Used crankcase oil from a diesel big rig. You dump it on them when they show up at your door.

If you don't like that, arrange a sprinkler to hit the doorway and make so you can turn it on from inside the house. When you see it is them - turn it on full blast.

Which essential oil is best for getting mormons to stop talking to me ? SKUNK OIL!!!!!

You might need to get creative and make a mixture of oils especially repellant to Mormons.

Definitely use Truth Oil. The problem is, this is expensive and subect to "interpretation" so certain Mormons may be immune to it.

Add a few drops of nicotine oil and coffee bean oil.

Do not add virgin olive oil as a filler since it tends to make Mormons feel more righteous.

Add skunk oil and OFF insect repellent.

Load into a bear spray receptacle.
Pray to consecrate the oil to perform the sacred task of protecting you.

Caution: Wash immediately with ethanol if any gets on your skin.

Hope this helps.

Garlic?

Coffee scent

That's what I'm thinking. Coffee bean oil!

SKUNK

A bourbon scented one would be effective.

Snake oil, just another species.

Eau de Skunk is particularly good, although ferret will work at a stretch.

Just carry a Starbucks cup or a beer can. For extra repelling power, wear a crucifix, the bigger the better.

If female, bare shoulders. If male, eye shadow.

CBD oil

Coffee fragrance oil

Try the scent of alcohol. That might work.