July 22, 2020, should be marked on your calendar as the day Even Jesus Christ returns from wherever he's been hanging out. I wonder if he looks tanned?

It's also going to be Get Out of Jail Free Day for the "We approve of these Deaths" power couple, Chad & Lori.

I'm sure glad that I've been trying to stay on their good side!


what will you be doing when Even Jesus Christ comes? Remember to wear your mask!!!

Oh, I'll be there for sure. I going to bring a side dish of green jello with shredded carrots floating in the middle, and maybe some jello shots.

I'm not planning on doing anything. The last few Second Comings have been rather dull; Jesus was a no-show and nobody liked my homemade potato salad.

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There have been a lot of ends of the world just since Y2K but maybe this one will be more fun.
I'm hoping to have a chance to roast a few marshmallows before the fire consumes me.

would it be premature to bring a statue?

Could a pillar of salt be considered a statue?

There can never be enough pillars of salt.

I'm gonna get you an outdated statute...something like, "It is illegal to chew gum on the Sabbath."

Hopefully, it will warm the cuckolds of your heart...

Is there something about the word "cockles" that makes you feel uncomfortable, EOD?

Prithee, I was hopeful 'cuckolds' would be more in keeping with your Sodom and Gomorrah heritage.

You want to preserve the memories of such a distant era? That makes you. . . what is the word? Some variation of "conservative," I believe.

No statue for you, EOD!

But What are we going to do for pie-and-beer day ?

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Cocked-knee slang. The gentile version of Pioneer Day, July 24, commemorating the successful invasion of Mexico and Ute tribal lands by Brigham's Maurauders, er Saints.

How do we celebrate June 27?

Well, I usually push a garment-clad scarecrow out a window after shooting it several times. You know, as Mason bait.

So far, no one's come running to help. There's always next year.

There is NOTHING on my calendar and NOBODY can change it.

Nobody, where are you?

Do we know what time it's supposed to happen? I don't want to miss it - and I may be asleep or at work (same thing, almost ;-)

What is this post about? Has someone predicted the "End of the World" or the day of the Second Coming to be July 22, 2020?

Chad and Lori predicted the Second Coming will be July 22. That presumably is going to be their Get Out of Jail Free card, since they seem to have Jebus on speed-dial.

Okay, thank you for the info

It will be interesting to see pictures of them (ie their 'countenances') on July 23rd. The best prognostications do not have a time-date stamp associated with them. Those predictions can linger for years or even centuries.

Chad Daybell, who in one past life was one of the original 12 apostles. So, excellent credentials, right?

https://youtu.be/D4xkgmjm__A

Let that be a lesson to you, Leftie.

BoJ is our resident expert on all things end-of-the-world-ish, a prophet, seer and revelator--nay, a modern day Nostradamus.

Or was that Nosferatu? I get them confused.

Suicide watch? What else is left for them in the way of a future?

Anyone know what Jesus' favorite casserole is? Coming all that way, I don't want him to be disappointed if he's allergic to tuna or something.

Funeral potatoes of course.
Served with a side of green jello with shredded carrots.

Just like Heavenly Mom used to make!

I'm hoping it's a nude or at least clothing-optional event, then anything more is a Bonus :)

Is that when we get to see the spaceship behind the comet?

After a joke like that, someone should bopp you on the head.

Is anyone on this board a part of this group? Just wondering.

So this event could actually happen at midnight? It's past midnight in parts of the world right now. I haven't seen any news flashes anyplace in the world, so I guess Lori and Chad will be counting down the time in mountain time--the time zone they are in. I am sure they expect the jail cells they're in to come bursting open and free them to reign in glory...or something...I am not sure what they think is going to happen to them. The disappointment is going to be profound. Are they being watched by the guards? Might be a good idea.

Did he come yet?

4:00 Pacific Time, nothing here ... yet.

In other places, it's already Thursday, so I guess this is another disappointment...

A lot of too doo for nothing. As usual.

Second coming? I'm bringing a towel.

Be good, Roy.

I have a bottle of wine. Should I start without him?

What if he show's up after U start? I hear he's very picky about wine...

He usually brings his own.