Posted by:
dp
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Date: August 26, 2020 02:17AM
I shall refer you all to a post I made several years ago containing a bit of poetry I wrote on the subject of "Dear John's" when I was in fear of receiving my own such letter --
https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2032021,2032238#msg-2032238Re-reading that post, I realize I forgot to mention one very important thing. The effect of this poem on the missionary receiving the Dear John is maximized if the poem is actually sung to the tune of the "Mexican Hat Dance" song.
Don't know the tune? Listen to the first 17 seconds of the following -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw. You may want to play the video at .5 or .75 speed until you learn the words.
You're welcome.