Saw an article on CNN about a guy who was watching soccer with his girlfriend and then started to leave to go home...she asked him to stay the night. He did.

Early in the wee hours, he started getting texts that his condo building in Surfside FL (north of Miami Beach) had collapsed. The tragedy that is front & center in the news this week.

He should have been home...but, to my way of thinking, premarital sex saved him.

How will TSCC explain that?
How will the random LDS on the street explain it?

>> "How will TSCC explain that?
How will the random LDS on the street explain it?"

The same way a deer explains why it's in the road at night staring into your headlights !oo!

I thought about this too. Not in relation to LDS (or other faiths) but in general. Talk about a lucky escape. And the vagaries of life. Another couple had just returned to their home in that condo building a few hours before the collapse.



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ziller can confirm this thred ~



ziller was only pretending to like soccer tho ~

Probably Satan.

I wonder if he knows that he would have been better off dying that night, and that if he had good mormon parents, they would also have preferred he died . . .

It's good to have your priorities in order.

Here's my attempt to church whisper it:

The Lord had a special mission for him on the other side, and now he's gone and fucked that up... literally. Now all those spirits in the Spirit Prison will not hear the gospel and reject their temple work when it is done. Jesus is so pissed at him, and his girlfriend.

Hey, that's almost exactly what they told me when I left the MTC!

Conversely, at 1:30am, how many couples were in the throes of passion and thought for a split second that they made the earth move???

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I'm shocked and disappointed about how trite some of our contributors had to say about this great tradigy for so many people. :(

I don't remember the exact details, but the first jokes about 9/11 came just about as quickly.

At a Milkyway Galaxy trial in which the continued existence of Humanity was the issue, there sure is a lot of evidence to be used against us.

Hard to argue that the Galaxy really needs us...



BUT ... I'd give it a whirl.

Anyone else?

"Shocked and disappointed"

You must be fun at parties, lmao

Premarital sex saved me from a mental/emotional collapse.

unmarried sex = 'pre-marital'? That's pretty old-fashioned, isn't it?