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Posted by: Fascinated in the Midwest ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 04:30PM

Saw an article on CNN about a guy who was watching soccer with his girlfriend and then started to leave to go home...she asked him to stay the night. He did.

Early in the wee hours, he started getting texts that his condo building in Surfside FL (north of Miami Beach) had collapsed. The tragedy that is front & center in the news this week.

He should have been home...but, to my way of thinking, premarital sex saved him.

How will TSCC explain that?
How will the random LDS on the street explain it?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 04:42PM

>> "How will TSCC explain that?
How will the random LDS on the street explain it?"

The same way a deer explains why it's in the road at night staring into your headlights !oo!

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 05:53PM

I thought about this too. Not in relation to LDS (or other faiths) but in general. Talk about a lucky escape. And the vagaries of life. Another couple had just returned to their home in that condo building a few hours before the collapse.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2021 05:54PM by Nightingale.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 06:01PM

ziller can confirm this thred ~

ziller was only pretending to like soccer tho ~

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 07:40PM

Probably Satan.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 08:27PM

I wonder if he knows that he would have been better off dying that night, and that if he had good mormon parents, they would also have preferred he died . . .

It's good to have your priorities in order.

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: June 30, 2021 12:03PM

Here's my attempt to church whisper it:

The Lord had a special mission for him on the other side, and now he's gone and fucked that up... literally. Now all those spirits in the Spirit Prison will not hear the gospel and reject their temple work when it is done. Jesus is so pissed at him, and his girlfriend.

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Posted by: Anziano Young ( )
Date: July 04, 2021 02:21PM

Hey, that's almost exactly what they told me when I left the MTC!

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: June 30, 2021 01:58PM

Conversely, at 1:30am, how many couples were in the throes of passion and thought for a split second that they made the earth move???

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: June 30, 2021 06:52PM

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2021 01:17PM by tumwater.

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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: June 30, 2021 09:46PM

I'm shocked and disappointed about how trite some of our contributors had to say about this great tradigy for so many people. :(

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 01, 2021 01:44PM

I don't remember the exact details, but the first jokes about 9/11 came just about as quickly.

At a Milkyway Galaxy trial in which the continued existence of Humanity was the issue, there sure is a lot of evidence to be used against us.

Hard to argue that the Galaxy really needs us...

BUT ... I'd give it a whirl.

Anyone else?

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Posted by: Antifaa ( )
Date: July 04, 2021 07:08PM

"Shocked and disappointed"

You must be fun at parties, lmao

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: July 01, 2021 12:37PM

Premarital sex saved me from a mental/emotional collapse.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 05, 2021 01:12AM

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 05, 2021 03:38AM

unmarried sex = 'pre-marital'? That's pretty old-fashioned, isn't it?

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