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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 07, 2021 11:57PM


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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: August 08, 2021 01:16AM

LOL Yep. Those few thousand people who are planning to participate are gonna make a huge dent in that there atheism stuff.

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: August 08, 2021 02:56AM

Fresh off recent successes ridding the world of:

* Hunger

* COVID-19

* Lizard people

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 02:23PM

Storming DC.

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Posted by: Space Pineapple ( )
Date: August 14, 2021 03:34PM

LOL! Here's a puzzler; more or less stupid than the "pray the gay away" business of the early 2000s? Who knows. That is what happens when an irrational and absurd ideology is embraced as the Truth™.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: August 16, 2021 04:33AM

Probably less damaging, but just as preposterous :-)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2021 09:11AM by Soft Machine.

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Posted by: blindguy ( )
Date: August 08, 2021 11:27AM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 08, 2021 11:49AM

I read it when I was in high school . . .

Two European countries, each with its own persuasion of Christianity, were at war with one another, with their religious differences being one of the bones of contention...

After one of the final battles, the winning team 'baptized' the losing team, to bring them into compliance with the version of Christianity the winning team was practicing.  Nice touch, huh?

But there was a catch   The losers were being tossed into a lake, in full armor.  One priest was saying the baptism prayer while a second priest was giving them the last rites.  Muy efectivo!


You know there is a segment of Christianity that would be okay doing that with all of today's Atheists.


"Knowing the Truth" is such a liberating, intoxicating feeling.  No excess is too great when serving ghawd.

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Posted by: Dr. No ( )
Date: August 08, 2021 12:20PM

'cause with the vaccine and covid and all --
-- seems the ones being 'ended' are predominantly the righteous angry ones

(Lotta 'done been called to be an Angel' going on out thar, praise jeeebus)

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: August 16, 2021 04:36AM

Yes, isn't it interesting that, in these latter days ;-), "righteous" has involved being angry. From my (rather expensive) education, I thought it meant getting on with doing right. No?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2021 04:36AM by Soft Machine.

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Posted by: oxymormon ( )
Date: August 08, 2021 12:28PM

Too many christians. Not enough lions.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 08, 2021 12:29PM

Pray the “A” away.

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Posted by: Anonymous Muser ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 12:54AM

This was supposed to happen today (still 8/12 local time).

Anyone know how it went? Did it work?

Has anyone heard from Dave the Theist?

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Posted by: Tyson Dunn ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 11:06AM

The Facebook guy has posted several times that the atheists banded together to counter the believers prayers with prayers of their own, which is why the exercise didn't work.

One might infer that the guy is truly stupid or that he's trying to prey on the believers. Either way, it's amateur hour and the atheists are still quite alive.

Tyson

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Posted by: oxymormon ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 11:59AM

Tyson Dunn Wrote:
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> The Facebook guy has posted several times that the
> atheists banded together to counter the believers
> prayers with prayers of their own, which is why
> the exercise didn't work.

He just acknowledged that atheists are more powerful than all the world’s believers!! Take THAT, Jesus!
>
> One might infer that the guy is truly stupid or
> that he's trying to prey on the believers. Either
> way, it's amateur hour and the atheists are still
> quite alive.
>

I vote for the truly stupid option!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 01:37PM

I was trying to think what to say in an "atheist prayer" an all I could come up with was, "Se la vie, Se la guerre, Please pull up your underwear."


I've noticed when these types do these sort of things, they are already ready with a reason why it didn't work cuz they know damn well its not going to.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: August 16, 2021 04:39AM

I'll go with your prayer, D&D! I genuinely laughed out loud.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 01:55PM

Of course they don't realize that they are probably creating more atheists who see them doing stupid crap like that.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 02:18PM

One can hope. . .

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Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 02:21PM

God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is no.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 02:34PM

All that praying did diddly squat to end the drought so I wouldn't put much stock in it ending anything else.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 04:20PM

They don't have a prayer

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Posted by: Dr. No ( )
Date: August 13, 2021 04:28PM

- you done gotz disappeared yet?
:-D

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: August 16, 2021 10:06AM

I'm terrified to look in a mirror now. Had to put sheets over all of them with my eyes closed.

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Posted by: moehoward ( )
Date: August 16, 2021 08:59AM

I'm a little disappointed the global prayer thing isn't a little more ambitious. Five million children die globally every year from disease and famine, why don't they pray for an end to this? For that matter, is God paying attention to this at all?

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