ziller had to go to prison an he was rilly depressed ~
ziller was already missing his friends, family and loved ones ~
luckily ziller was able to get an appointment with a mormon bishop who specialized in prison ministry who tried to cheer ziller up ~
the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like movies ?" ~
ziller said, "ya sure" ~
the mormon bishop said, "well, thats great, you are going to love mondays because there is a guy here who was a big-shot movie critic and he gets all the first runs of all the premium movies and every monday night all the inmates get together in the gym and watch these great movies ~
the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like food ?" ~
ziller said, "ya sure" ~
the mormon bishop said, "well, that is great, you are going to love tuesdays because there is a guy here who is a professionally trained chef and every tuesday night all the inmates get together and pool their commissary food and he makes these 5-star meals of really delicious food ~
the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like sports ?" ~
ziller said, "ya sure" ~
the mormon bishop said, "well, that is great, you are going to love wednesdays because every wednesday all the inmates get together and everyone plays baseball, basketball and football ~
the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like to engage in homosexual activity ?" ~
ziller said, "no thank you sir ~ ziller likes girls" ~
the mormon bishop said, "well, you are not going to like thursdays" ~