Our local paper (Roseburg, Oregon) has reported the arrest of a 19-year-old man for sex with a juvenile. He claims it was consensual and occurred on several occasions. He says he met the girl at the "Jesus Christ Church of Latter-day Saints."

I don't know about you, but I'm proud to be a "Cojcolds" (pronounced "kodge-colds")

Mormon apologist is just another test of faith....lying for the lord.

Pay your tithing people!

Is that you, Flatlander? Long time no see.

If it is you, Flatlander, it's nice that you are around. You made a difference back in the day.

Why isn't Jesus referred to including his middle initial, like the other GAs?

The Jesus H Christ Church of Latter-day Saints has a ring to it.

    ...adding a "Jumpin'" would be fun:

The Jumpin' Jesus H. Christ Church of Laggard-day Saints!

Given MORmON Jesus' obsessive penchant for polygamy /wife collecting ......for the sake of breeding....... the name Jesus "Fucking" Christ is an entirely appropriate name relative to MORmONISM.

Whenever I take the lord's name in vain these days I prefer the full "Jesus H. Fucking Christ."

The church should go all in on the pomposity and insist that members of the press and media refer to it as "The Modern Restored Sacerdotal Church of Jesus H. Fucking Christ of Latter-day Saints and Apostles, Established 1830 Joseph H. Fucking Smith PS We Are The Only True One, Get Over It Francis." Has a nice ring to it.

Anziano Young Wrote:
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> Whenever I take the lord's name in vain these days
> I prefer the full "Jesus H. Fucking Christ."
> > The church should go all in on the pomposity and
> insist that members of the press and media refer
> to it as "The Modern Restored Sacerdotal Church of
> Jesus H. Fucking Christ of Latter-day Saints and
> Apostles,

and ASSpostHOLES

> Established 1830 Joseph H. Fucking Smith
> PS We Are The Only True One, Get Over It Francis."
> Has a nice ring to it.

But it would need to be "J. Horatio Christ" or whatever it is that the 'H' stands for. Or perhaps the increasingly-popular "J. F-ing Christ".

Brother Of Jerry Wrote:
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> Why isn't Jesus referred to including his middle
> initial, like the other GAs?
>
> The Jesus H Christ Church of Latter-day Saints has
> a ring to it.
Because nobodyknows for sure if the middle name is Herman, Horatio or Heracles

So long as the word Mormon isn't used, I don't think they care too much.

Nothing Joseph Smith didn’t do. He met young church girls and banged them.

Jesus Christ confused him, in his name, of course. All he was thinking was, what would Joseph Smith do, in his latter days of a Church if Jesus Christ told him that the devil made him do it.

I can't take credit for these, they came from others here:


Church of Rattle-Day Snakes.
Church of The Big Underwear.