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Posted by: RPackham ( )
Date: December 16, 2021 10:19PM

Our local paper (Roseburg, Oregon) has reported the arrest of a 19-year-old man for sex with a juvenile. He claims it was consensual and occurred on several occasions. He says he met the girl at the "Jesus Christ Church of Latter-day Saints."

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Posted by: Abinadhi the Apologist ( )
Date: December 16, 2021 10:58PM

I don't know about you, but I'm proud to be a "Cojcolds" (pronounced "kodge-colds")

Mormon apologist is just another test of faith....lying for the lord.

Pay your tithing people!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 17, 2021 01:30AM

Is that you, Flatlander? Long time no see.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 21, 2021 10:07PM

If it is you, Flatlander, it's nice that you are around. You made a difference back in the day.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: December 16, 2021 11:42PM

Why isn't Jesus referred to including his middle initial, like the other GAs?

The Jesus H Christ Church of Latter-day Saints has a ring to it.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 17, 2021 12:17AM

    ...adding a "Jumpin'" would be fun:

The Jumpin' Jesus H. Christ Church of Laggard-day Saints!

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: December 18, 2021 11:37PM

Given MORmON Jesus' obsessive penchant for polygamy /wife collecting ......for the sake of breeding....... the name Jesus "Fucking" Christ is an entirely appropriate name relative to MORmONISM.

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Posted by: Anziano Young ( )
Date: December 20, 2021 06:32PM

Whenever I take the lord's name in vain these days I prefer the full "Jesus H. Fucking Christ."

The church should go all in on the pomposity and insist that members of the press and media refer to it as "The Modern Restored Sacerdotal Church of Jesus H. Fucking Christ of Latter-day Saints and Apostles, Established 1830 Joseph H. Fucking Smith PS We Are The Only True One, Get Over It Francis." Has a nice ring to it.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: December 24, 2021 01:18AM

Anziano Young Wrote:
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> Whenever I take the lord's name in vain these days
> I prefer the full "Jesus H. Fucking Christ."
> > The church should go all in on the pomposity and
> insist that members of the press and media refer
> to it as "The Modern Restored Sacerdotal Church of
> Jesus H. Fucking Christ of Latter-day Saints and
> Apostles,

and ASSpostHOLES

> Established 1830 Joseph H. Fucking Smith
> PS We Are The Only True One, Get Over It Francis."
> Has a nice ring to it.

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Posted by: Laban's Head ( )
Date: December 22, 2021 12:46PM

But it would need to be "J. Horatio Christ" or whatever it is that the 'H' stands for. Or perhaps the increasingly-popular "J. F-ing Christ".

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: December 23, 2021 12:09PM

Brother Of Jerry Wrote:
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> Why isn't Jesus referred to including his middle
> initial, like the other GAs?
>
> The Jesus H Christ Church of Latter-day Saints has
> a ring to it.
Because nobodyknows for sure if the middle name is Herman, Horatio or Heracles

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: December 17, 2021 03:08AM

So long as the word Mormon isn't used, I don't think they care too much.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: December 17, 2021 04:03AM

Nothing Joseph Smith didn’t do. He met young church girls and banged them.

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Posted by: ~ufotofu~ ( )
Date: December 18, 2021 09:07PM

Jesus Christ confused him, in his name, of course. All he was thinking was, what would Joseph Smith do, in his latter days of a Church if Jesus Christ told him that the devil made him do it.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: December 22, 2021 02:06PM

I can't take credit for these, they came from others here:


Church of Rattle-Day Snakes.
Church of The Big Underwear.

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