The chess set would be a great way to ... poke your own eyeballs out to never see such crap again.
I do see they have charming Joseph and Emma figurine. I wonder if there is a matching one that shows Fanny being taken to Pound Town? It would be a Smithmas Miracle!
OMG Why did I click on that? The plastic chess set is Lamanite vs Nephite. All the reviewed items are 5 stars except for the 3” sister missionary pieces that only get 4 stars. Again, why did I look? Sigh.
I hear it is unacceptable to put the missionary figurines in the same room as the sister missionary figurines because they think evil sexual thoughts. Never let the male missionaries get separated or sinful acts might occur.