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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 01:00AM

100% legit from the government. You don't even have to pay shipping. Four per household. Please order so you have them when you need them :)

https://www.covidtests.gov/

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 03:30AM

This is just more deep state trickery. These tests contain covid. They will give you covid. They also contain tracking devices in the swabs. They are connected to Italian satellites and Jewish space lasers and will make you vote for democrats. All this information is available on Facebook and FOX News. Do not fall for this left wing plot!

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 04:13AM

LOL, you forgot Youtube! You should get all your news and medical advice there :)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 10:56AM


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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 09:04AM

Wait. Let me ask Joe Rogan what he thinks about getting them.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 09:08AM

Don't forget to check Youtube!

(You sassy girl you!)

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 09:10AM

Seriously, thank you for this information!

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 10:04AM

REAL N95 are coming soon too. Again, I would be happy to pay for REAL ones. I am unclear about the distribution on these but that is the real deal for the tests.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 10:07AM

I just ordered my tests.
I'll be watching for mask information.

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Posted by: Space Pineapple ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 10:47PM

Oh, totally. All part of the plan of the Deep State, working in conjunction with the Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg Group, the shape-shifting Reptilian Overlords of Nibiru, and the League of Women Voters, to suppress the horrifying truth behind drink umbrellas. It all adds up people!

:p

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 22, 2022 05:24PM

The annunaki! You forgot the annunaki. TheDesertRat1 is gonna get you.

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 10:25AM

Still waiting for my recent results.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 10:55PM

Ours took a long time but we took them the evening of 12/30. Weekend plus New Years so it's understandable. Hope you are feeling OKish today :)

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 11:10AM

***FREE COVID TESTS***


Nothing is free, if you believe this then take a look at your taxes and the cost of food, housing and fuel.

Who is paying for the cost of these kits and for the labs processing and sending out the results? Poof, magic money.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 11:16AM

Agree 100%. But it still doesn't change the message.

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Posted by: logged off today ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 12:25PM

Well, since you're paying for it anyway, might as well get your money's worth and order a couple.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 22, 2022 05:26PM

They are way cheaper than people on ventilators. We get to pay for both.

Oh, and you read the results at home. No lab involved.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2022 05:27PM by Brother Of Jerry.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 11:33AM

ziller certainly hopes ~


that the companies making all these free tests ~


and free vaccines ~


are not going to lose any money ~

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 11:42AM

I hope you feel the same way about the poor military industrial complex companies that get mountains of money for your defense.

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Posted by: I ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 12:21PM

dagny Wrote:
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> I hope you feel the same way about the poor
> military industrial complex companies that get
> mountains of money for your defense.


Um, defence, AND often, offence!

•Don't worry ziller~

We are behind them all the way...

We'll pick it up - ahahaha - if they do.

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Posted by: I ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 12:27PM

Um, someone's on de fence
$+*|@*¢*# spell-FIX!
Offense or Defense
(Same uniform-game)
#&$*¢%#*@&¢#%*$*@#

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Posted by: manymore ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 12:31PM

I had a dream about tests last night. I just can't take it! And pass... I'd probably fumble ;)

Thanks, Susan I/S (*is*), for the info.
Keeping people safe, happy, and beautiful...

Forever

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 03:52PM

As a school nurse, I've performed about 400 of these rapid antigen tests.

I've learned a few things.

The tests are not as accurate as the PCR tests.

If you are fully vaccinated and have no symptoms, the rapid tests are pretty worthless.

Even if you are early in the illness, you might get a false negative with a rapid test.

If you get a positive result--believe it. Another test is not needed or recommended.

Last:

Omicron don't care!!

It doesn't care if you've had covid. It doesn't care if you got boosted last month. If someone in your house has covid, you'll probably get it even if you keep that person in their own room.

What a rotten bug.

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Posted by: Humberto ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 10:37AM

Your last point is hyperbolic to the point of dishonesty. Vaccines and previous illness still have a substantial effect on the susceptibility of infection, even with the omicron variant. This is especially the case if the vaccine or illness was recent.

Four out of the five people currently living in my home are up to date with recent vaccinations. The fifth person waited a bit too long to get boosted and caught the bug. It was transmitted to none of the rest of us.

Being up to date with the vaccine is still very much of value.

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 11:41AM

You are right. I should have qualified the statement with, "in my experience".

I'm all about getting vaxed and boosted.

I'm so glad you've had better luck than many of the families at my school.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 04:16PM

I guess my tenants got there first.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 19, 2022 11:07PM

Headline : "‘I’ve got two negatives’: Utah Senate President fails to mention positive tests before session"

https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2022/01/18/session-opens-senate/

I think I spotted the sign of the nail in the news photo.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 22, 2022 06:14PM

You use this site: https://www.covidtests.gov/

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: January 22, 2022 12:52PM

Thanks, Susan! I ordered the four that I was allowed. I won't forget feeling unwell at the end of December and not being able to locate a rapid test until that evening. I don't want to go through that again.

BTW, for those who live in apartments or condos, if the system won't take your address, try reversing it and putting your apartment or unit number first.

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 08:49AM

Thanks, I just ordered mine.

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Posted by: blindguy ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 09:25AM

One very small minority the tests won't help (at least not right away) is blind and (some) visually impaired people living independently. Bhis is because both the measurements and reading the test results require the use of sight. Both of the national blindness consumer organizations, the American Council of the Blind (ACB) and the National Federation of the Blind (NFB), have raised complaints with the federal government about this.

Fortunately, my younger sister is sighted and lives with us. She will be able to handle the visual requirements of the tests once we receive them.

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 04:50PM

Too bad the majority of the tests and masks are being made in China.

There doesn't seem to be an end to the connection between the WH and China.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 05:32PM

Good grief. Everything is made in China because corporations have been able to get richer by ditching US workers, rules and regulations. That's what happens when the rich get the upper hand.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 09:51PM

It's shocking to see how much of our food comes from China.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 28, 2022 09:42PM

If you had the faith the size of a mustard seed, you could lay your own hands on your own head and have the spirit reveal to you whether you have the Covid or not.


Seen on Reddit:  "Mormon missionaries are waiting for the threat of Covid-19 to end so that they can get on their bicycles and go out to serve people, and use their awesome priesthood powers to heal the sick...and to halt the lame, or whatever...

(okay, I may have taken some artistic liberties.)

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