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cricket
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Date: January 28, 2022 03:39PM
Get ready for the Deseret News hoopla hysteria proving that The Lard has indeed saved a special prophet to lead us in these the last days, even Russell Marion Nelson. Have the headlines and press releases already been prepared?
Upcoming April 9, 2022 - Mr. Wendy Watson Nelson will surpass Gordon "Under The Bus" Hinckley as the longest lived Mormon Prophet (another huge victory for Stan*). Nelson will then be in the clear to become the first 98 year old seer (cataracts dx pending) in this dispensation. Methuselah kicks Nelson's sorry ass when competition between dispensation rivals heats up.
David McKay was 96 and Hinckley was 97 when they kicked the Celestial Kingdom Bucket.
Please check my facts and formulas because I've misplaced my seer stone and top hat at the moment so Stan may have influenced me to make misleading "fake news" about this monumental Mormon moment by clicking here:
https://www.myagecalculator.com/with these dates: GBH DOB 6/23/1910 DOD 1/27/2008, RMN DOB 9/9/1924 DOD still living or a deep fake has been installed /s.
Personally, I hope Rusty does not completely oxidize until after his 100th birthday celebration at the Conference Center. The older Oaks grows the more acorns of apostasy he'll spread when he finally gets the Savior's nod. This extra time will also allow The husband of Susan Bednar to become even more of a DezNazi than he already is.
"Stan" is a misspelling of Satan which occurred in this forum years ago but has become immortalized as Luficer's new temple name the exmo community.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/28/2022 03:39PM by cricket.