Work for the dead. So circumcision isn't needed? Say you gain eternal glory into the highest degree? Will your foreskin be restored? And those dead men, what about their penises?

Why no ritual circumcision for the dead? Those old guys felt me up. My penis was important enough to be exposed to them. Polygamy was restored but not Abraham's other ways of following the one true penis, I mean God?

Who thinks up naked anointing? Oh, right.

    You have to be careful when you say to ghawd, "Can you give me a hand with this?"  ...especially if you're a woman.

OF COURSE HE DOES!!!
How else could we have been created in his likeness and image?

Yes...and then No...and then Yes again.

Oh, wait. I thought we were talking about Min.

(BTW do an internet search for "Min statue". You will not be disappointed.)

Does Adam have a belly button?

If God has a penis then it follows.

God wouldn't leave Kolob without one woody?

He needs his woody to get his buzz on to Infinity and beyond.

God is a collective delusion of grandeur.

How so? Sounds like just an anti Mormon sentiment, godly penises in togas.

God convinces us that we will survive death because He loves us more than all the ‘others’ who he damns to hell and eternal torment, when in reality, we homo sapiens are little different from every other life form. Our parents mated to produce us, we are born, we grow up, reproduce and die. That should be plenty. But we are a greedy species that esteems itself so highly we believe we are superior to all other life forms, in that we survive death, which is a delusion.

“If your beliefs cannot be reconciled with science, they are more accurately delusions.” Neil deGrasse Tyson

And I thought I was cynical.

"Our parents mated to produce us, we are born, we grow up, reproduce and die. That should be plenty."

This is the most simplified understanding of life. It is as if microbes have it better than us.

Without one - how did he get Mary pregnant?
Remember, L-dS,inc says he came down and had sex with her. Hard to do without the equipment.

Wonder if he was thinking "damn, its my own daughter" while he was doing it? Or maybe having to fantasize about a few hundred of his other Polygamous Wives?

Incest is the only way Adam and Eve started anything.

> Incest is the only way Adam and Eve started anything.

Relax, back then it was called / known as Outcest...

Of course God has a dick. A big one. What do you think started the Big Bang?

the penis mightier than the sword.

A mighty army flows from the penis.

God is a penis/dick.

My mom was sure that Jesus was good looking. Her reason being that he was half a perfect being.

I'm thinking that my mom would say God has a really nice big dick.

If that's all it maybe took to bring God into the conversation, than yes God probably would or would not, indeed have a penis.

Now, mr or mrs. philosophers, the reason that maybe you needed to know is because you were once a literal Mormon?

..and the stupid LDS (Mormon) god would hardly need one to really screw with your mind.

No but she has a vagina.
https://youtu.be/z4odQd8q3xY

schrodingerscat Wrote:
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> No but she has a vagina.
> https://youtu.be/z4odQd8q3xY

Nice to see you again, I just waited a short bit for SheldonLeeCooper (with Australian accent) for the alternative taurus explanation.

Joseph's M¥th Wrote:
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> schrodingerscat Wrote:
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> > No but she has a vagina.
> > https://youtu.be/z4odQd8q3xY
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> Nice to see you again, I just waited a short bit
> for SheldonLeeCooper (with Australian accent) for
> the alternative taurus explanation.

Singularity, where super symmetry goes to die,
Crushed by Infinite gravity
Where space and time cease to exist.
Where the laws governing these 4 dimensions,
Do not apply at the bottom of the center of a black hole, the singularity.