it is when exmos celebrate a highlight of the solar orb's annual journey ~
as exmos experience a day and a night of equal duration ~
the equinox which occurs about this time every september ~
signals the beginning of autumn~
when the daylight hours grow progressively shorter ~
and the night time hours stretch toward "the longest night" ~
the fall equinox is also when exmos remember ~
that every year at this time from 1823 to 1827 ~
(over 100 years ago) ~
the demon moroni appeared to joseph smith, jr. ~
conjured by old-time folk-magic ~
out in the woods of upstate new york ~
an gave joseph smith, jr. demonic instruction ~
and finally on 22 september 1827 ~
the demon moroni delivered to joseph smith, jr. ~
the mormon bible written on gold-foil sheets ~
and a 'special rock' which enabled joseph smith, jr. to translate the demon moroni's golden book into passable king james style english ~
the demon moroni took the golden plated book back to hell ~
but the 'special rock' is still with us exmos ~
it is now on display at RfM headquarters in salt lake city utah for the whole exmo world to see ~
this 'special rock' is one of the most profound relics in mormonism ~
many mormon apologist theories have been advanced to explain it ~
some mormon sects fear the 'special rock' ~
an believe that joseph smith, jr. was actually controlled by it ~
an made most of his false prophecies while under its influence ~
other mormon theologians postulate that the 'special rock' is a symbol of the mormon godhead's divine scrotum ~
and that joseph smith, jr. used it in a disgusting manner during sex with his many concubines ~
exmos know that these are all simple lies ~
the holy mormon 'special rock' is actually the meta-physical twin ~
of 'the one true rock' brought to u. s. america ~
by supernatural seafaring magical hebrews ~
and given to u. s. america's paleolithic inhabitants ~
in exchange for their land and freedom ~
(this 'one true rock' is still in the possession of the holy men of the lakota tribe in they dakota home-land area of u. s. america wherein they dwell to this day) ~
an although many various edited reversions of the demon moroni's golden mormon bible are available to exmos today in printed form ~
scientist have proven that this 'true rock' ~
combined with the holy mormon 'special rock' ~
protects all apostates, heretics and blasphemers from the wrath of the so-called MormonJesus™ to this day !!! ~
happy equinox y'all !!! ~
it is ziller's hope that all exmos are enjoying peace and prosperity and happiness in this joyous season of holy equinox ~