happy equinox y'all !!! ~


equinox is a special time of year for exmos ~


it is when exmos celebrate a highlight of the solar orb's annual journey ~


as exmos experience a day and a night of equal duration ~


the equinox which occurs about this time every september ~


signals the beginning of autumn~


when the daylight hours grow progressively shorter ~


and the night time hours stretch toward "the longest night" ~


the fall equinox is also when exmos remember ~


that every year at this time from 1823 to 1827 ~


(over 100 years ago) ~


the demon moroni appeared to joseph smith, jr. ~


conjured by old-time folk-magic ~


out in the woods of upstate new york ~


an gave joseph smith, jr. demonic instruction ~


and finally on 22 september 1827 ~


the demon moroni delivered to joseph smith, jr. ~


the mormon bible written on gold-foil sheets ~


and a 'special rock' which enabled joseph smith, jr. to translate the demon moroni's golden book into passable king james style english ~


the demon moroni took the golden plated book back to hell ~


but the 'special rock' is still with us exmos ~


it is now on display at RfM headquarters in salt lake city utah for the whole exmo world to see ~


this 'special rock' is one of the most profound relics in mormonism ~


many mormon apologist theories have been advanced to explain it ~


some mormon sects fear the 'special rock' ~


an believe that joseph smith, jr. was actually controlled by it ~


an made most of his false prophecies while under its influence ~


other mormon theologians postulate that the 'special rock' is a symbol of the mormon godhead's divine scrotum ~


and that joseph smith, jr. used it in a disgusting manner during sex with his many concubines ~


exmos know that these are all simple lies ~


the holy mormon 'special rock' is actually the meta-physical twin ~


of 'the one true rock' brought to u. s. america ~


by supernatural seafaring magical hebrews ~


and given to u. s. america's paleolithic inhabitants ~


in exchange for their land and freedom ~


(this 'one true rock' is still in the possession of the holy men of the lakota tribe in they dakota home-land area of u. s. america wherein they dwell to this day) ~


an although many various edited reversions of the demon moroni's golden mormon bible are available to exmos today in printed form ~


scientist have proven that this 'true rock' ~


combined with the holy mormon 'special rock' ~


protects all apostates, heretics and blasphemers from the wrath of the so-called MormonJesus™ to this day !!! ~


happy equinox y'all !!! ~


it is ziller's hope that all exmos are enjoying peace and prosperity and happiness in this joyous season of holy equinox ~





p.s. ~ (scripture corner) ~

"he who digs a pit shall fall therein ~

and he that rolls a stone ~

it will return upon him." ~ proverbs 26:27

Wait until you hear about the Easter story and spring with the demon pagan bunny.

p.s. I'm putting ziller in the corner with his demon Jesus.

Joseph noted his pects. Moroni could really work a dance pole.

Here is a new video on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULG2Uk3ggDg

Wait until you hear about the body builders.

Ooh, I love scary stories this time of year.