ziller saw something that has made him to stop and ponder the exmo life ~
a school bus had stopped and put its little self-folding stop sign out ~
ziller stops too because utah state laws ~
about 4 or 5 mormon school children done trickle off the bus ~
but the bus still done move ~
ziller is like ~
"wtf is the delay ?" ~
sure enough here come one more mormon school child struggling with a big tuba case ~
ziller swears that the tuba case was twice bigger than this mormon school child was ~
ziller was instantly filled with pain and empathy ~
because ziller could see where this was headed ~
ziller rolled down the window and shouted in his best s.w.a.t. team voice ~
"put down the tuba !" ~
the mormon child adjusted his thick-framed eyeglasses and looked at ziller and said "huh ?" ~
ziller said ~
"put down the tuba !" ~
"ziller hates to be a barrel of bad news son but there is no future in a tuba" ~
now the mormon child school could not know nor comprend ~
but ziller could see that the mormon school child was on the pathway to being a virgin well into his adult years ~
"son you got a case that big you better be something in it that girls like" ~
"like a drum set or lingerie or light alcoholic beverages or something" ~
the mormon school child adjusted his thick-framed eyeglasses again ~
"oh yeah mister ? ~
"well i don't even like it" ~
"my dad makes me play it" ~
"i'm a rapper" ~
ziller says ~
"son a marching ban is no place for a rap artist" ~
"where ziller is from these colors done run but your future is smeared son" ~
the school bus pealed back its little self-folding stop sign and pulled away ~
ziller drove on feeling good that some wisdom had been imparted to the mormon school child ~
but then ziller switched on the radio an something strange happened ~
it was like the little mormon school child had put a spell on ziller ~
because now every song on the radio sounded like rap music ~
it even felt like rap music ~
an ziller started think back on the times ziller had felt or looked awkward ~
so ziller wrote a rap poem about it ~
♪♪♫ the noises ziller make in the lds chapel ~ ♪♫ habits the bishop finds surely absurd ~ ♪♪♫ how many times does he have to tell him ~ ♪♪ chili is a dish to be seen and not heard ~ ♪♫