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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: March 08, 2023 11:49AM

I can't believe that the man could have demanded 5 million buckaroos, then attempted to donate it to the poor LDS church.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-politely-robs-utah-bank-154500554.html

My favorite part- Donald sat down in the bank lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Maybe he thought he was sitting in the celestial room instead of a bank lobby.

Forgot to mention the part of the teller (which proves exmos observations about sitting in the celestial room) - When the teller gave the man a dollar and asked him to leave



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2023 11:52AM by messygoop.

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Posted by: Boyd KKK ( )
Date: March 08, 2023 12:23PM

"Maybe he thought he was sitting in the celestial room instead of a bank lobby."

Nope, if he were in the Celestial Room a matron would have come over withing two minutes to hurry him out.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 08, 2023 02:37PM

D’oh! the ‘bank robber’ is obviously Bishop candidate bc his intent is clearly to minister to other prisoners.

( will the warden / superintendent help arrange prison baptisms & confirmations?

Freedom of religion reaches inside the walls, ya know…

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