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Posted by: T-Bone ( )
Date: August 02, 2023 10:15PM

I remember talks in church where members referred to their patriartical blessing.

It's patriarchal blessing.

It's all bollocks anyway, but at least they could learn to say it right.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: August 02, 2023 10:27PM

They're apparently afraid of the example - precedent that would certainly establish

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Posted by: want2bx ( )
Date: August 02, 2023 11:14PM

Many also don't know that it's Kirtland, Ohio not Kirkland, Costco's brand.

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: August 03, 2023 01:08AM

It sounds too much like "patriotic".

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: August 03, 2023 01:16AM

I never heard patriartical, but I did hear patriarchial. Does that count?

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Posted by: T-Bone ( )
Date: August 06, 2023 01:16AM

Brother of Jerry, I think I heard that as well. Patriarchial.

When you cross Mormonism and Utah, you end with lots of funny expressions that don't really translate well into American English, which is goofy enough to start with. Just imagine growing up in Utah, then trying to have a conversation with someone from the UK or Australia.

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Posted by: Andros Vir ( )
Date: August 06, 2023 03:56AM

They can't pronounce the velar fricative in "patriarch" either. Smash the patriarchy indeed.

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Posted by: L.A. Exmo ( )
Date: August 06, 2023 11:08AM

My mother (born, raised rural Utah) also pronounced it that way. I assumed it was because they knew about the Articles of Faith, so they carried the pronunciation over into "patri-article."

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: August 07, 2023 11:27AM


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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: August 07, 2023 11:31AM

Some one needs to tell THE church they are wrong. Oh wait…that will get you nowhere.

“Patriarchal Blessings
If you have received a patriarchal blessing, you may request a copy of it online.”

-From THE Church’s website



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/07/2023 11:33AM by lapsed2.

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Posted by: Next gen ( )
Date: August 07, 2023 12:27PM

lapsed2 Wrote:
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> Some one needs to tell THE church they are wrong.
> Oh wait…that will get you nowhere.
>
> “Patriarchal Blessings
> If you have received a patriarchal blessing, you
> may request a copy of it online.”
>
> -From THE Church’s website

Several years ago, I tried to get copies of PBs for a couple of older sisters who had lost theirs. We have never heard anything back.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: August 07, 2023 07:10PM

I threw mine in the garbage, but then I decided I'd keep it and give it to my daughter to keep. She is the TBM and mine is much longer than hers and more "special" than hers. My hope is one of these days she'll get out. I lived by my PB. I about had it memorized.

If you live in Utah and others aren't from Utah, it is quite hilarious to hear them say Zion on the news, etc. I type medical records and I love it when the doctors say Tooele as "toolie." Mantua is another one.

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Posted by: Boyd KKK ( )
Date: August 07, 2023 10:22PM

Because they have trouble with words larger than "IG-nernt".

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