The Lord's Anointed, Even Russell ('Rusty') M. Nelson just called me AT HOME (on my cell phone) and called me to fill the next vacancy on the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles!!!

He HINTED (No iron-clad Promise) that I would be on the fast track for placement in the FP!!!!

Of Course, he explained that the FP thingee wouldn't be valid once he's no longer on the Throne.... (i.e. Dead)

... I didn't tell him HELL NO, I graciously told him that "I'll think it over & get back with you 'real soon'"
IOW, I let him down easy, a Soft Landing.

Did I do the right thing? Your opinions/ comments are important and won't be taken lightly!!!

I dunno. Does this involve one of your weird naked activities?

MY nude activities aren't & don't approach "weird", I suspect you're PROJECTING your memories to me/mine.

I'm not fully buying it. Humans are generally visual creatures sexually. If that were not true, porn wouldn't be effective. You have to make an effort for it not to be at least mildly sexually titillating, as I know from multiple medical environments.

You do not appear to be sexually unobservant in other situations, so turning it off and on seems complicated.

Besides, my beef with nudists is the "please sit on a towel" situation.

I think we need an intervention.

Caps lock key - left hand edge of keyboard near the middle.

Remove it.

That is all.

GOOD POINT!!!

I would sign up as a liar, cheat and thief.

What's the pay grade/rate for liar, cheat, & thief lately?


Does it arrive category of a Stipend, thus no income tax?

How about use of a private jet, how much vacation allowance?


btw, as Grouch Marx said: Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.



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Ask if they’ll give you the 2A while you’re mulling it over.