What is it? (I mean the one that keeps the mishies away) Otherwise I might resort to answering the door naked with peanut butter smeared all over my johnson.

I only used it once! That was enough! :-) I had a couple of missionaries that were being pests and wouldn't leave me alone and got snotty, so I figured this was the only way to set them straight!


It's gutsy and a real shocker. But it works!


NOTICE:

I am under no obligation to:
avoid all loud laughter,
lightmindedness,
evil speaking of the lords anointed
or any other impure or unholy practice

Enter at you own risk
Rachel, My New Name

(Big Smiley Face here!)

I put it on the inside of the window in my door then I watched the Mormons that came to my door read it! It was priceless.

For those that have been to the temple, this statement is from The Law of the Gospel, one of the temple covenants. As the temple is so sacred it is not to be discussed, seeing this statement on a door can be quite a shock! And humorous.


Law of the Gospel: We are required to give unto you the Law of the Gospel as contained in the Holy Scriptures; to give unto you also a charge to avoid all lightmindedness, loud laughter, evil speaking of the Lord's anointed, the taking of the name of God in vain, and every other unholy and impure practice, and to cause you to receive these by covenant.

REST HERE:
http://www.lds4u.com/lesson5/templecovenants.htm

Nice. I might use it!

and Mr. Johnson!! LOL I double dare you!!

Spread some sort of coffee or tea product all over your johnson,and then they will know that you are really really bad!

Okay SusieQ...I know we are close to the same age...so how come you know what "johnson" means and I have no idea? Is it because you have hung out on this board longer than I have and you have been enlightened? I know there are a lot of seriously smart people on RfM. So clue me in.

One is military so I know some military slang.:-)

screw the pooch" last night on the show! :-)
Of course, that's a cleaned up version of what was often said in WW2.