I know sterotypes are all BS, so no lectures please! As the title says this is just for fun. If you are a staight Man tell us the most sterotypically "gay" thing about you. If you are a straight female, thell us the "butchest" thing about you. If you are gay, tell us the one "straightest"thing you like, or do that causes your friends to doubt you are really gay. I'll start;

On the way to work today (this is the reason this subject came up) I started to sing along with the radio, and realized that I am probably the only straight man in the world that can sing every word to every ABBA hit out there. "Fernado", "Dancing Queen", "Mamma Mia", "Take a Chance" you name it I can wail, and caterwall my way through it! I'm a fan!

O.K., What's yours?

I'm straight but sometimes I cross my legs :)

I don't know, it's kind of comfortable sometimes..

I also LOVE ABBA.

Probably also the "gayest" thing about me though is my bromance with my boyfriend.

And that we are fine calling each other boyfriends and we go on mandates to dark rooms and watch movies together and then go out to eat.

Well, we used to when we lived in the same state.....:(

Next time you are in VA I'll take you out, (dutch of course. If I pay you will have to "put out". That's how I roll... )

True, but this is supposed to be about you.

I don't fit into either category perfectly,
but I have a twink body.

I'm a hetero woman but I...

- drive a 'lesbian car'
- don't carry a purse/handbag
- wear comfortable shoes

Just curious, what makes a car "lesbian"?

Just did some googling,...Is it a Subaru?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/21/2011 04:14PM by jon1.

I have no idea! But I read an article about 'what your car says about you' and my car (mini cooper) says 'lesbian' apparently! I really have no idea.

I'm a hetero woman... and I am fairly clueless when it comes to makeup, hairstyles, and fashion. I've never had a manicure (I bite my nails actually) and choose lip gloss over lipstick any day. Also, I was always pretty good at science and chose those kinds of classes instead of Home Ec-type stuff.

and sensible shoes (can't afford Birkenstocks). She has short hair and rimless glasses.

Dad likes movie soundtracks and show tunes and knows every character actor on TCM movies!

What about the StalkerDog?

I kinda gots the basic equipment taken away- why do they call it 'fixed'? I wasn't broken!- so I don't do a whole lot. Me and Buster do have a little bit of a bromance. He's a care bear dog so he licks me all over.

A gal at a party told me my glasses were lesbian glasses, and the fact that I wear an ankle bracelet on my left ankle made me a lesbian too.

1. I like to shop for clothes. Yep, even with lady friends.
2. Cindy Lauper
3. I get invited to girls night. I am kinda big and can be scary. Other dudes stay away.

I'm a hetero woman and not that it is anything to be proud of but I can burp really loud. Like louder than my husband. Not what somebody would expect from such a sweet petite thing. ;)

I wear jeans most of the time (cute shoes are my weakness though).
I drive a GMC dura max diesel truck.
My hair is platinum and cut short and spiky.
My dog is a shih tzu, also platinum blonde.
I never go anywhere without my makeup on
I love to dig in the dirt
I'm a painter
I like power tools, and can fix lots of stuff.
Gay girls have been hitting on me all my life.

I'm as hetero as it gets.

"Gay girls have been hitting on me all my life."

Ah! Me too! I wish I was at least bisexual as I don't have too much luck with men. Alas, like you, I'm as hetero as it gets.

Apparently there is something about us that turns the guys and the gals on.

My husband likes to tease me about it. Says if anything happens to him I'll have a lot of choices out there. I've had gay women hit on me while with my husband. Secretly I think he kinda likes it. I always try to be polite when breaking the news i'm not interested, but hitting on me when i'm obviously in a relationship? Oh wait, I guess guys have done that too. Not something I would do though.

i dated and hung out with many "lesbians"...one even played rugby for the U of FLA...i was playing too...just not there...i have also been in many gay bars...i used to travel around the US with a "show" with Vidal Sassoon and later with Clairol...so if i wanted to socialize with anyone in a strange town i had to go with them...interesting to say the least...i also can do the three snaps too well and i can act very effeminate...which may look strange when a 6'4" 250 lb guy does it...got more stories but who cares right?? BIOTCH!!

Those things are fairly "gay" according to some of my acquaintances.

I too enjoy the symphony and I am a bit of a beer snob.

and can do all the handyman stuff around the house. I also hate shopping for clothes. And I shave with straight razor.

Ziller plucks his eyebrows and ear hairs.

Ziller loves anything by Lady Gaga and Elton John.

Ziller puts “product” in his hair before going out.

Ziller has a few close personal male friends who regularly tell each other “I love you” even when we are naked together.

Although I'm mostly a rocker,
I for some reason love the gaga.

Can't explain it.

used to live next door to someone that liked the same thing....hmmmm...all i gotta do is what now?? :) :) :)