A new status to start your day off right. lol


"I wish I could more easily share my testimony. I'm so limited by such meager means of communications like speech and the written word... Because there are no words to describe the love I feel from our Father in Heaven and the happiness I feel through His gospel. I wish there were a better way to convey feelings. But mid wish I realize that is what the Holy Ghost is for. I am thankful for the Spirit, that He is able to share the parts of my testimony that words fail to convey."

Oh for Pete's sake! Make it stop!

Ick!!

terms like "justifiable homicide" being in our vocabulary.

You sir, are correct.

plz give us link to profile =)

Isn't that something I can get in trouble for?

LOL! May the force be with you!

I wonder what my friends would say if I posted that to my profile. They would probably think I was hacked!

Awww yes....

Trotting out the ol'.... 'words can't convey' approach

Yeah, the "words cannot convey" is one of the oldest excuses, when something is "inexplicable." No one can explain a testimony, because it is a lie.

When someone does have the words, these idiots don't bother to read them, anyway.

Oh....if only you could feel what I feel....(bleck)

All he was missing was a little dash of the ol' ....'every fiber of my being' speech

EW there went my breakfast.....

This cannot be for real! And yet... sadly, it can.

Sadly, it is for real. I sat down with my husband last night showing him all the insane posts. I'll try to share no more than one a day so as not to overwhelm you all with this disgusting dribble.

The most amazing thing to both my husband and I are the incredible amounts of women drooling all over these posts.

I know that he just ended a long relationship with someone. My guess is he probably ended up doing the nasty with her and is now in the repentance process and overdosing on atonement and other gospel readings as part of the process.

It also seems like a blatant attempt to lure in another "Molly". Maybe if he pontificates enough about all this he can convince all the Mollys that he is more worthy than any other man in his singles ward.

Sick.

You simply must post a reply paternoster-style, in his same cliche-ridden, sanctimonious style.

"Words fail me as tears flow down my cheeks, down my shoulders and arms to my trembling fingers on this keyboard as I contemplate the significance of the many blessings the gospel has given to me. I shudder to think what I would have become without the restoration. A parody of my temporal glory? A Kalahari-dweller? A serial killer? All that I am I owe to my Heavenly Father and his tender mercies administered to me through the priesthood, which I will hold following my gender reassignment surgery. Other than that, I'm good."

Anagrammy



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Ha Ha Hah! I could see the mascara running down your face.

You really should start a blog as Mrs. Paternoster.

I just got so spiritually aroused by all this.

Oh god I can feel the spirit so hard from him.

It's so hard.

It's so hard.

...a thing going around the interwebs where a guy asked where he could learn the fictitious languages in Skyrim, and the response was, "180 degrees from a vagina." Add the Forever Alone meme and you pretty much have this guy.

That rocks!

When words do not convey, wise man shut up.

That really makes me lachrymose (sniff).

You should reply to his post by saying something unrelated but insulting... like

'Wow, you really are a huge douchebag'

Sounds perfectly relevant to me.

and maybe add, "God you're so pathetic."

Honesty is best.

Feelings! Feelings! Feelings! Try thinking for a change dimwit!!

Oh, DO keep posting his daily blurbs, It's like a horoscope.