Posted by:
Cheryl
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Date: December 30, 2011 01:41PM
This idea is free for the taking and could become rather lucrative as soon as the economy improves.
How about packaging food items for lovebombing?
The package labels could say:
To Whom It May Concern,
We miss you at Sunday School and Sacrament Meetings. Please come back to the one true church.
Love,
An anonymous local LDS member
Enclosed could be a tithing form or other important free scripture excerpts or quotes about the blessings of church participation.
The packaging could be designed to prevent contamination and to promote regifting and to suit recipients with food allergies or those who gag when mormons stalk them.
If they dump the food in their garbage can, it wouldn't attract rodents or foxes because of the heavy duty vacuum packaging.
Another advantage would be variety. Nonmormons might not want the same old fig bars every month if that's the only thing their VT has to pull from her end of world supply room.
Just a suggestion which would help everyone, assigned friends, target bomb victims, nonmormon neighbors, and little kiddies allergic to nuts who might find and want to eat the stuff but won't be able to open it.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/30/2011 02:07PM by Cheryl.