So, I had just gotten out of the shower, and I'm walking downstairs with a towel around my body and another one in my hair, no makeup on, grabbing a glass of water from the kitchen and chatting with my mom...when there's a knock on the door! Oh goodness, who could that be?

I started panicking, thinking my boyfriend came over early before I was even dressed! So I took a peak near the door and I said to my mom, "There's 2 dark figures knocking on our door!" and she's like "OH! I saw some mormon missionaries when I got the mail...I guess I should go get the door."

Hahahaha!! No! I insisted on getting it myself! So I open the door in my short towel, glance at their nametags to be sure, and I say, "Hello mormons!" and their reaction was amusing. They were like, "Oh, so you're familiar with us?" Hahahaha, oh yes, if only they knew how much I know about them!

My nevermo mom was proud of me for the guts it took to answer in my towel, and doesn't think they'll come back again and risk seeing my scandalously bare shoulders.

I refused to tell them my name (what fun would that be?), and I didn't tell them when they could come back, but I have a feeling they'll show up again soon! After all, they were very nice about me being half naked and not telling them my name and everything.

So what do you guys think I should do if they come back? I don't want to be really mean, I'd like to be nice to them (without letting them think they have a chance at converting me), but I'm not sure what I'd say or do!

...drop the towel next time.

+1

LOL! I'm not THAT confident...maybe if I lost 30 lbs!

You guys are full of such wonderful ideas! I've laughed so hard reading all of this. Maybe I'll make some coffee cake or ginger chai cupcakes (chat = tea) and invite them in to enjoy them with me, and maybe I'll "accidentally" wear a thin white shirt with a black bra, if I'm feeling naughty.

whoops! I meant for this to be at the bottom, in response to everyone.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2012 09:08PM by mormonimposter.

Love it. ROFL

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 10:15PM by justbreathe.

Answer the door with your shirt unbuttoned and pants unzipped. Have a person yell from another room after a while of talking to them to hurry up and they're ready to start the shoot. That'll make them want to come back.

seemed to work. They ran! ;o))

please don't denigrate Nudity!

it's Good, Clean FUN!

(and, Lord knows, the mish's don't get enough of it!)

Nudity is great, but unnecessary. All you have to do is answer the door holding a can of redi-whip, smile as evilly as you can and say, "which one's first?".

This will give you a giggle, send them running, strengthen their testimonies, and give them fresh fuel for their precious nocturnal emmissions. Everybody wins.

Oh, be nice and offer them something to drink, coffee, wine, beer...

Gawd I miss funny Chevy Chase.

It would have worked on all my companions, but I would have been filling the spirit to visit your house every other day.

Offer some drink and lunch next time and some TV time to rest in the comfort of home..that's 'rules of your home' no preaching

Missionaries literally LIVE for moments like this.

Remember the average missionary is probably in his early twenties and with the sexual maturity of a nevermo 12 year old.

That was a great line mormomimposter! "Hello mormons!"

And their response was predictable "Oh, so you know about us..blah blah blah," getting all excited.

I'm going to try that out the next time they come around. And I'm going to continue with "Yes. I know about you. I've been studying the writings of your prophet.... Warren Jeffs. He's so amazing and inspired of god. Do come in!"

sorry. not buying it.

I feeling like a little door knocking is in order tonight. What was your address again mormonimposter?

Congrats, you'll be their masturbation fantasy for the next week