Posted by:
icanseethelight
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Date: February 28, 2012 12:29PM
On Saturday they are going to dig in, call everyone to repentance, and to pay a full tithe. They will also pound on people to stay off the internet, while minimizing and obfuscating any negative press and history. Probably something like:
"...brothers and sisters, we have seen satan grow powerful in these the last days with many of those who have lost their way due to offense and sin who feel that they should, through a misguided desire to expose the church, to bring up insignificant issues that the bretheren long since addressed and dismissed. making them seem fresh and new so they seem important and urgent. Don't be fooled by this attempt to sabatoge and bring low the COJCOLDS. Do not support them by looking at their material, or give credence to their foolish ideas by wasting your time on them. Concentrate on the spirit, listen to it guide you as you read your scriptures and other church approved material. Pray often, the Lord will reveal the truth to you in your heart. Do not fall prey to the wisdom and learning of men. Men can be deceived, but the spirit is your honest guide, he cannot deceive, and it has been prophecied that the bretheren cannot lead you astray. Trust in their words, and in the feeling you get, even that still small voice that cries out to you, and tells you when you are delving into dangerous waters. Avoid these things like the plague brothers and sisters, many good and loyal members have been led to sin and a carnal life because of the sweet sounding words of those vain, fallen friends who put their faith in the arm of flesh, forgetting that sweet feeling of the spirit that tells us of the truthfulness of the everlasting gospel. Do not give up and eternity with your family because a few simple questions that will be answered in the hereafter..."
Ok, I went a little crazy there, sorry.
Sunday, on the other hand, will be sunshine and roses, with faith promoting stories abounding and talk of massive growth in Africa and wherever else the church can manage to grow.
Oh, and they will announce another temple somewhere in mormon central.