Posted by:
anagrammy
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Date: November 28, 2010 12:07PM
all you lurkers. Our efforts have made life easier and less scary for you troops. We have appealed to the curiosity of those with IQ's over 90 and all of you benefit!
There are so many, I'll start --aren't you glad that you no longer have to allow your lives to be taken in various gruesome fashion if you tell someone what goes on in the temple?
And don't start with me that you did that to shorten the ceremony, or because young people were put off. Joseph Smith said that the temple ceremony needed to be restored in its complete original form and that it had been corrupted. Due to the consistent pressure of anti-Mormons, the temple ceremony has been re-corrupted to be made more compatible with modern sensibilities regarding suicide, the open condemnation of other religions, sexism, racism....etc.
So, this holiday season, there will be no goon squad coming to your door offering to disembowel you for blabbing while the family cuts the turkey.
Thank an anti-Mormon!
Anagrammy