Date: April 07, 2012 09:04AM
See 3:44 at http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e12-all-about-mormons
Watch Brother Harrison introduce scripture reading to Stan Marsh who later gets baptized but then becomes less active when led astray by a silly concern that's not even on FAIR's list of legit concerns. Oh well ... at least he's on the rolls until age 110.
BTW I'm guessing that the South Park Ward Council is anxious to help the Marsh family get re-activated. That way Stan will get prepared so he can go on a mission at age 19. In the meantime Stan might be able to help convert some of his friends and even his teacher as Brother Garrison could someday be a member of the South Park Stake High Council. But even if they fail Stan Marsh will still be on the rolls until age 110.
If you doubt my tale on that sacred corner of Mormondom then go do the Moroni 10:3-5 thing as often as needed until you go nuts or capitulate into believing this story ;)