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Posted by: m ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 12:50PM

Where are the stirrups?

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Posted by: rander70 ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 12:56PM

O_O This is incredibly disturbing...

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Posted by: What is Wanted ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 12:58PM

"He will come" has a totally new meaning

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Posted by: icanseethelight ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 02:01PM

AWESOME!
From the stairs and platform to jump on top of the poor victim, to the railings to keeping her from escaping, the all white "gardener's bed" is the ultimate addition to your S&M dungeon.

Done in white as a stark contrast to the black leather of the rest of your dungeon, this can easily be the centerpiece of a tasteful "play room", with the optional bed step, this opens up many new positions and can increase the "fear factor" as you hover over your poor innocent victim.

Well protected mattresses, and sturdy non stain linens make"the gardener" bed a real treat for play, and easy to clean up! It is not just for the polygamous pedophile crowd anymore!!

See a demonstration at YFZ "ranch" Thursday night at 7 pm! (Must convert to wackjob religion to see full demo.)

See you there!!!

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 02:43PM

I thought it was funny how they tried to claim it was the gardeners bed, and only a handful of really devout Jeff followers believed it. The rest of the story was just creepy. I wonder if there was anything like this in the old LDS temples back in the day.

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Posted by: Uncle Dale ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 05:00PM

forbiddencokedrinker Wrote:
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> I wonder if
> there was anything like this in the old LDS
> temples back in the day.


The original Nauvoo Temple featured a basement, divided into
"hotel-room sized" apartments.

They must have been rather dark, creepy sleeping rooms --
with no windows, and the damp, hot air of western Illinois
summers settling in, with no decent ventilation.

I can just imagine "Patriarch" William Smith, leading his
newly-married child-bride into one of these "comfort stalls."

Whether the Nauvoo Temple design was copied at Manti, Logan
and St. George, I know not. But perhaps the original plan of
the Salt Lake Endowment House also included such a basement.

UD

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 02:47PM

When they spoke about finding the suspicious mattresses in the news, I always imagined old stained mattresses inside a janitorial closet, or a scene that looked like a cheep Mexican brothel (not that I have ever seen one in real life) but this was way more creepy.

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Posted by: upsidedown ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 02:50PM

Wow! He seems like a more playful guy than I first imagined when seeing his picture.

Warren's wicked little fun room. BYOB

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Posted by: rosemary ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 03:32PM

More like BYOR. . . Bring your own rohypnol.

Imagine what those poor girls suffered there. I mean, were people watching? Even if it was private, can you imagine getting dressed up to go to the temple to be sealed and walking into that room and seeing that bed?

I would have had to be sedated.

Evil, evil, evil.

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 04:03PM

For convenient eye-level viewing.

::gag::

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Posted by: downsouth ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 04:08PM

hold to the rod, the iron rod......

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Posted by: FormerLatterClimber ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:28PM

What's with the bench beside the bed?? Looks like it's for kneeling. Felatio bed, perhaps? Ew. Duly noted. <puke>

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:30PM

It looks like there is some kind of special ordinance that involves lying on the bed, while people kneel around you.

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Posted by: FormerLatterClimner ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:40PM

So let me get this straight :
An underage girl has to lose her virginity to a nasty, sweaty gross OLD MAN, with a LIVE AUDIENCE?? Grrr ...<angry face>

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:45PM

That is exactly what I am applying. Don't know for sure, but that is what it looks like.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:47PM

Remember, FDLS still uses the old school anointings, where women had to be naked in front of men who touched them. They are not only still doing these washings, but they are sending fourteen year old brides through them. That is before the girl goes to this room, for the ceremonial rape.

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Posted by: volrammos ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:44PM

Use a UV-light-lamp to look for all the cumshots.

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Posted by: darth jesus ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:47PM

i think i just saw that bed on ebay...

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Posted by: upsidedown ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 06:58PM

I saw it on ebay too. It comes with handcuffs, a gag, and gigantic rubber/iron rod.

Maybe Jeffs could buy it back and have it installed in a van with blacked out windows...drive it around southern Utah and offer kids candy.

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Posted by: darth jesus ( )
Date: April 27, 2012 07:02PM

haha..that's right!

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