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Posted by: WhyKnot ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 01:27PM
Your best one-line summary of the FAIL that is Moism

Let's see...

= When Scientology is just too crazy, but reality too scary, there's the Mormons. =

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Posted by: Scooter ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 01:34PM
What did Mrs. Betty Bowers call them?

Scientology Light

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Posted by: sisterexmo ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 01:35PM
Re: Your best one-line summary of the FAIL that is Moism

Sick of making decisions and having to think for yourself - try the Mormons!

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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 01:36PM
Re: Your best one-line summary of the FAIL that is Moism

Elohim won’t give amputees back their arms and legs, but he did give profit Joseph Smith an extra Fanny (Alger).

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Posted by: WhyKnot ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 05:21PM
LOL! I love it! (n/t)


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Posted by: Mo larkey ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 01:39PM
Everything in Mormonism is conditional nt (n/t)


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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 01:51PM
My underwear has masonic markings like those on the temples veil. (n/t)


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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 01:53PM
The Plan of Happiness = Utah has highest Prozac dependency...n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 02:40PM
Family -- isn't it about time we screwed up yours? (n/t)


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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 03:54PM
Mormonism - telling below average people they are superior to others since 1830 (n/t)


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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 04:05PM
Re: Your best one-line summary of the FAIL that is Moism

Is you're 14 year old ready to marry a 38 year old profit? Sign up with the Mormons.

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Posted by: Utahnomo ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 04:23PM
Tired of thinking for yourself, join us and we will do all your thinking for you. n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: getyouradverbshere ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 04:34PM
Want to ostracize your whole family? Have a Temple Wedding (TM). (n/t)


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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 05:06PM
"Mormons - misspelling "Morons" since 1830. (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2010 05:07PM by winecountrygirl.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 05:15PM
Ha ha ha - excellent winecountrygirl (n/t)


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Posted by: getyouradverbshere ( )
Date: September 27, 2010 05:27PM
Ever wonder what it would be like to live in George Orwell's 1984? FIND OUT BY BECOMING A MORMON!

Of course, TBMs probably haven't read that. Might expose the whole sham.

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