Posted by:
Jerry the Aspousetate
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Date: December 08, 2010 03:18PM
Sister Monson's (or any GA wife) best friend calls up and asks how things are going. She replies: "A few minutes ago I sent him out to my garden to get a cabbage for dinner and he keeled over dead."
"Oh no! What are you going to do?"
"Open a can of peas instead."
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Why were the Mormon girls disqualified from the Green Jello wrestling contest?
Illegal use of raisins.
Pay Lay Alol