Posted by:
ashleyb
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Date: December 08, 2010 06:26PM
I came across my patriarchal blessing today. Reading it for the first time since leaving the church I actually found it to be funny. Here are some quotes I enjoyed
“Study the gospel intently. Study the scriptures, especially the Book of Mormon.”
Because the Bible doesn’t really matter, right?
“We live in a troubled world where there are many evils amongst us. Satan would weave his wand in every direction that we walk these days.”
Is that meant to be dirty? When receiving the blessing I had to try really hard not to laugh at that.
And of course he didn’t forget to add “Pay your tithes and your offerings.”
Gotta love brainwashing!
Does anybody else get a kick from reading their blessings now that they are out of the cult?