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Posted by: behindcurtain ( )
Date: May 26, 2012 06:21PM
Where is your wife?

My name is God, and, buddy, I'll tear you limb from limb. How dare you not marry a wife? I COMMANDED YOU, I TRIED TO FORCE YOU TO TAKE A WIFE BY COERCING YOU TO SERVE A MISSION AND THEN IMPLANTING IN YOUR BRAIN THE IDEA THAT YOU WOULD BE DAMNED IF YOU DIDN'T MARRY WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF YOUR MISSION'S END!!!

You are slime, you jerk!!! MARRY and MARRY IN THE TEMPLE!!!!!!!

I am God and I command you!!!!!

Just read D&C Section 132!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/26/2012 06:21PM by behindcurtain.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: May 26, 2012 09:00PM
Re: Where is your wife?

I never did obey anybody worth a $hit so I married a Catholic 39 years ago and have enjoyed a life of love and indulgence.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: May 27, 2012 01:40AM
25 years last month...

...with The Best Man Ever™!

Gotta brag. Sorry.



To get on-topic, I'll tell you that I know for a fact that any marriage I entered into would've failed miserably if I had entered into it at such a young age. Maybe even with my Loved One. We both had a lot of growing up to do.

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