Posted by:
behindcurtain
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Date: May 26, 2012 06:21PM
My name is God, and, buddy, I'll tear you limb from limb. How dare you not marry a wife? I COMMANDED YOU, I TRIED TO FORCE YOU TO TAKE A WIFE BY COERCING YOU TO SERVE A MISSION AND THEN IMPLANTING IN YOUR BRAIN THE IDEA THAT YOU WOULD BE DAMNED IF YOU DIDN'T MARRY WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF YOUR MISSION'S END!!!
You are slime, you jerk!!! MARRY and MARRY IN THE TEMPLE!!!!!!!
I am God and I command you!!!!!
Just read D&C Section 132!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/26/2012 06:21PM by behindcurtain.