..."What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach."

Pure classic!!!

Is there any Movie line that can beat this???

Or so it seems to me...

"Get your hands off me you stinking Ape!"

In the spirit of the Christmas season,

Clark: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d*ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey $hit he is. Hallelujah. Holy $hit. Where's the Tylenol?"

Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! ... hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye!

or, "Louie, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Although my favorite game with movie lines is called "the movie pants game". In it, you simply take your favorite lines from movies, and substitute the word pants for any other word in the line. Examples:

"I find you lack of pants disturbing."

"We'll always have pants."

or "What we have here is failure to pants."

"... this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

I love that movie.

Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

Most often-quoted from that movie (by me an mine, at any rate)
"What the fuck are you talking about?"

Stuff like this:
“'Tis but a scratch'
'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'
'No, it isn't.'”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not”


'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!'
'So?'”

Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a living"

Eastwood: Dyin' aint much of a living, boy"

BOOM, Eastwood shoots BH

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." ~Ash from Army of Darkness

- You ever smoke one of those?
- You can smoke this?


- Yeah, man.
- No.


This is the future.


This is, like, the apex
of the vortex of joint engineering.


It's rumored that M. M. O,Shaughnessy
designed the first one.


The guy who designed
the Golden Gate Bridge.


My second favorite civil engineer...


...behind Hannskarl Bandel,
Madison Square Garden.


What you do is you light all three ends
at the same time.


- Really?
- And then the smoke converges...


...creating a trifecta
of joint-smoking power.


This is it, man. This is what your
grandchildren are gonna be smoking.

2.Peanut butter.

It just fills the cracks of the heart.

Go away, pain...


3. My God!

Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought.

Okay, I'm sorry... I'll share that one with you... Forgot my manners with all the trolls hassling me lately...

My other one is from "Little Big Man" (which has some other real jewels as well). I just tried Googling for the exact words but came up empty... It's from Chief Dan George (Old Lodge Skins) and here's my approximate reconstruction:

>"Oh Great Spirit, I ask You to watch over my grandson. Please help him to keep from going crazy."

Jim Breuer in Half Baked:

(Scarface):"- Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo ?"

(Thurgood):"- Not me."

(Kenny):"l guess that'd be me.
What do you guys want ?"



(Jim Breuer as Brian):"Get some...sour cream and onion chips...with some dip, man. Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter. Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot. Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn. Graham crackers. Graham crackers with the marshmallows,the little marshmallows. And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man."

(Scarface):"Yeah, that's what
l was sayin', yo."

(Brian):"Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries. Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water."

(Brian): "And... Funyuns."

but I was always partial to this exchange with WC Fields:

Indignant Woman: You drunk!!

WC Fields: And your crazy! I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.


I think Churchill is attibuted with a similar quote.

Ah, I've got a few things attributed to Churchill. First, the one you referred to:
%
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.

%
George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of
his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note:
"Bring a friend, if you have one."

Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he
had a previous engagement. He also attached the following:
"Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."
%

These types of statements led to the following parody:

%
Churchill was known to drain a glass or two and, after one
particularly convivial evening, he chanced to encounter Miss Bessie Braddock,
a Socialist member of the House of Commons, who, upon seeing his condition,
said, "Winston, you're drunk." Mustering all his dignity, Churchill drew
himself up to his full height, cocked an eyebrow and rejoined, "Shove it up
your ass, you ugly cunt."
When the noted playwright George Bernard Shaw sent him two tickets to
the opening night of his new play with a note that read: "Bring a friend, if
you have one," Churchill, not to be outdone, promptly wired back: "You and
your play can go fuck yourselves."
-- "The Churchill Wit", National Lampoon



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Batches! I don' need to show you no steenkin' badges!

Or my second favorite is from a really old movie called Dinner at Eight. Slutty Jean Harlow is telling dowager Marie Dressler that in the future machines will replace every human profession, to which Marie looks Jean up and down and tells her "Oh my dear that's something you'll never have to worry about."

"This is a complete lack of respect for the law". LOL!

Any Which Way You Can

Black Widow Leader -

You have to give us them tickets. You have to. We have earned them tickets!

Highway Patrol Officer -

Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature. But we don't enforce them laws.

"Try Not. Do or do not. There is no try."

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

"Have you ever heard of -- Kong?"

"Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not."

"You adapt. You overcome. You improvise."

"We keep you alive to serve this ship -- so row well, and live."

"It's Alive! It's Alive! It's Alive!"

"Listen to them, the Children of the Night -- what music they make..."

"No one has entered that door since the priests of the royal necropolis sealed it -- 'thirty-seven hundred years ago...' "

"I am Hebrew..."

" 'I though you had reservations about the gods of Rome --' Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all..."

"Stop those rhymes now I mean it."

"Anybody want a peanut?"

Even named my moniker for this film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck6vqsOt-Pc



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No question, those are the two best movie lines ever.

The Kid: I can't swim!
Butch: Are you crazy? Why, the fall'll prob'ly kill ya!

Yippey Ki-yay Motherf**ker!

"I'm a cop. One of the good guys. They say you're one of the bad guys and now that I've got your sorry ass I'm gonna trade it for my wife."

"Why does this keep happening to us??"

and of course, from Ghostbusters:

"Ray the next time someone asks if you're a god, you say, "YES!"

"You're right Ray, no human being would stack books like this."

I like everything I've seen so far.

One of my all time favorite movies is FLETCH. There are dozens of great lines, but this one seemed appropriate for the circular reasoning that the LDS church promotes:

Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.

Gotta love the geometry of this short, but succinct conversation!

Maebe: "where do i get one of those necklaces with the little "t" on it?"

Michael: "it's a cross."

Maebe: "Across from where?"

One that would fit in with leaving Mormonism,
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"

Other favorite lines:

"What else do you think we're doing out here in the middle of the desert?"

"I have a bad feeling about this"

"Here's looking at you, kid"

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!"

"Go that way. Really Fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

He was my ..... BOYFRIEND !

"Igor help me with the bags"
"Okay, you take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban"