There's a cop in Lethbridge who's first name is Zealand...and I know of a kid who played basketball in Cardston who's first name was Skousan.....how f****d up is that?
My daughter has a good friend named Ammon, went to college with a guy named Brigham and my three nephews are named Jarom Moroni, Joshua Malachi, and Jacob something or other. Can't remember right off, but it is also a book of mormon name. On another note, I went to school with a girl whose younger brother was named Ammon and they were not mormons. To non-LDS folks, I would think Ammon would not be a good name; think of the Ammonites in the Bible. It would be like naming your daughter Jezabel!
My name is Jershon. No one can ever say it even mormons. At least its not as common as the rest of em so I can tell people my parents made it up. Close enough right.
hope fully you'd say "at least I'd never let Joe SMith or Brigham Young or any other MORmON pervert polygamist marry you, even if you are older than 13!