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Date: July 18, 2012 11:53AM
During like the 500 or so conversations I had with my brother over about 15 years, which almost always devolved into him lobbing these two whiny accusations at me:
Brother: You always have to attack the church! Why can't you just leave it alone!
Me: I never mentioned the church - YOU brought it up ...again ...why do you do that if you can't stand my criticism?
Brother: You quit just so you could go be LAZY and SIN all the time! Admit it!
Me: Oh that's right - because active sinning is so much less physical effort than active mormonizing, ROTFLMFAO! Listen, I approach my sinning with a lot more gusto, enthusiasm, and practitional rigor than you approach applying your belief system!
Right about then he would usually either bear his testiphony or hang up on me. LOL!