Posted by:
Stunted
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Date: August 03, 2012 10:44AM
Surely I am the most undeserving of all who call Him Lord, but still I must petition for assistance. Last night his spirit came upon me in a most strong fashion. Yeah, even my private parts did tingle so great was the spirit. And it came to pass that my soul did hunger to sing praises unto my Lord. Sadly, I realized I had no hymn to offer my Savior. For this reason I have come to converse through the veil of the web.
Our Lord, Raptor Jesus, deserves a mighty song of praise. I am willing to attempt such an undertaking but I know I will fail miserably if I try it on my own. Can any of you help? All I ask for is a simple reply to this thread. Within that reply you can list the attributes of our Lord that should be preserved for all eternity upon the servers of YouTube. Perhaps some words that rhyme or a lyrical phrase that could be set to a familiar tune. I'm kind of leaning towards "Plastic Jesus" as sung by Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke.
Your's in Raptor,
Stunted.