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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 06:50AM

I oughtn't tell you such,
But I missed you so much;
If you were a drug you'd be crack.




(what was that, a 7-day shut-down?!? felt like it! :::shakin'it off::: whew!)

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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 06:52AM


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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 07:09AM

I'm so glad you guys take a break, but it's rather like being taken off of the respirator for the weekend!!

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Posted by: BahBahBlacki ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 07:10AM

I missed it, as well. I read it every night as I'm going to sleep, like an awesome bedtime story.

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Posted by: mav ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 08:16AM


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Posted by: fidget ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:02AM

This one didn't feel long to me. The last one though? Holy bajeezus I thought time was holding still...

Shake it off xyz, shake it off...

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:12AM

I even tried to get my fix by going to that other ex-Mormon website. Lot's of nice people over there, but I imagine what I experience was a lot like trying to treat a heroin craving with crack.

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:14AM

You can't replace smack with crack. And vice versa.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:21AM

Exactly. Those other ex-Mormons are great guys, glad to have them in the fight, but it just isn't home. Ever see the movie Patton? Remember Patton racing the Brits to capture that big city in Sicily. That is kind of like us and them in this war against Kolobism.

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:23AM

Yes, LOL!

They are our allies, but we each have our own culture.

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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:24AM

There's another board?

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:28AM

:::LISTEN TO THE VOICE COMING FROM YOUR COMPUTER:::

Dear twojedis, there are many other boards, but you must join none of them, for they are all wrong; all their creeds are an abomination; their professors are all corrupt; they draw near to RfM with their thoughts, but their web-pages are far from it, they teach for doctrines the commandments of men, having a form of RfMness, but they deny the power thereof.

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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:32AM

Will I get to start my own Internet board?

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 09:42AM

Sure!

You can relocate your servers from upstate New York to northeast Ohio to northwest Missouri to central Illinois to the Rocky Mountains to cloud data storage. As you do so, remember to leave a string of unpaid bills and claim persecution every time you get summoned to court.

Just be aware that it would be inadvisable to collect an online harem of underaged followers for IRL booty-calls.

Does it have a name (your board)?

Will you give it to me?

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 01:23PM

I agree - I always feel my heart drop when I realizse it's the weekend off. The fact it usually coincides with Bagel and Coffee Sunday (formerly known as Fast Sunday) gives me something to look forward to but it's a relief when Monday comes. I've been getting on Mormon Think the last couple of times and researching a single subject all break. This time I read up about the backgrounds of the witnesses to the Book of Mormon. I'm learning a lot but still...

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Posted by: Inverso ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 01:32PM

And by greyhound I assume you mean the delicious mixture of vodka and grapefruit juice on the rocks that I was introduced to by friends who dragged me to a gay bar shortly after I resigned?

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 01:54PM

But of course, LOL!

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Posted by: FormerLatterClimber ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 01:38PM

Hahaha!

It was a hard wait this time!

The rfm crack isn't whack.

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 02:06PM

Get a grip, xyz!

(Haha, I'm full of shit cos I know what you mean!)

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 03:12PM

When the old software crashed we were down for.... 2 weeks? And it is nice to know you guys like the board :)

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Posted by: fidget ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 03:17PM

2 WEEKS!!! EEEK!

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Posted by: FormerLatterClimber ( )
Date: November 05, 2012 03:32PM

Aww, it's also nice to know you got some much needed rest!

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