Posted by:
southern
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Date: January 05, 2013 11:38AM
Fresh out of Lehi Utah, a road named "Morning Glory" has been unanimously voted to have a name change because, duh, morning glory means having an erection in the morning people! I've never even heard it used that way and I'm pretty sure that's not common slang at all. These people are so focused on repressing sexuality that EVERYTHING becomes sexual to them!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257404/Utah-city-scraps-Morning-Glory-Road-slang-erection.html