Posted by:
kokaubeammeup
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Date: February 16, 2013 01:58PM
Coming to terms with mormonism’s craziness can be pretty crappy, so let’s laugh a bit. In the spirit of today's Richard Dawkins page,
http://www.richarddawkins.net/foundation_articles/2013/2/16/makes-sensewrite some fake Twitter posts about what “makes sense” in Mormonism. Here, I will go first, but I bet you all can do better:
# Church gets ten percent of everyone’s income and builds a mall, makes members clean the toilets. Makes sense.
# Wants you to confess your biggest mistakes, sweeps its mistakes under the rug. Makes sense.
# Claims revelation, doesn’t answer any questions. Makes sense.