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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:08PM
Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

Click here to see the image and then come back to this thread to add your caption. In a day to two I'll post the captions underneath the image at the Salamander Slamtoons:

http://www.salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/celestial/2011/110120mormon_gator_rider.jpg

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:11PM
"Well, if I can't convince the OTHER sister missionary to boink me...I guess her companion will have to do." (n/t)


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Posted by: another guy ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:14PM
"LDS missionary expresses his true love to Thomas Monson lookalike" (n/t)


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Posted by: 665 N' 1/2 ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:34PM
"Elder Jones likes to get behind those reptilian conspiracies about the LDS hierarchy."

I dunno.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:39PM
Things That Are Better Than Mormonism #218 - Boinking a croc (n/t)


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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:41PM
LDS Missionary delivers a crock to Florida (n/t)


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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:43PM
"Look Mon, I got to ride a BoM horse on my mission!" (n/t)


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Posted by: Primus ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:25AM
Aw man you beat me to it. That was my thought. (n/t)


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Posted by: Primus ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:27AM
Okay, here goes

Having ran out of people interested in their teaching, Elder Rood attempts to convert a Crocanite.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:43PM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

She's a real sweet spirit.

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Posted by: Simone Stigmata ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:45PM
Look at the unit on that guy! (n/t)


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Posted by: Cristina ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:49PM
So glad that laxative works when you really need it. (n/t)


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Posted by: Nealster ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 10:52PM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

Look Bishop - it's a Curelom!

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: January 20, 2011 11:57PM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

Elder Dorfus learns how to work with his greenie companion.

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Posted by: Voce d' Sicce ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:20AM
His Disciple, Crocodylus, Drew Near Unto Raptor-Jesus And Offered Him Sustenance.

"Seest thou, My Lord; I have brought thee white bread.

[I dunno. Too PI?]

S

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:16PM
It is well (n/t)


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Posted by: voltaire ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:28AM
"This IS the Missionary Position, right? WRONG? Whaddya mean I gotta flip her over???" (n/t)


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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 06:23AM
My Go...

Caught in an embarassing position, Elder Bybee of the Aussie mission says he was just demonstrating the wisdom of avoiding water while on a mission...

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Posted by: freedomissweet ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 06:27AM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

'The Lord works in mysterious ways...'.

Is this something else they forgot to tell me about?

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 06:44AM
"Ever hear of 'good cop, bad cop'? Well this is good missionary, bad missionary. Meet my partner, crock" (n/t)


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Posted by: ipseego ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 10:13AM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

Satan rules the water no more!

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 10:57AM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

If you think this is a big crock, wait until you hear my message!

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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 11:16AM
Mormonism . . .

What a croc!

;o)

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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 11:20AM
Well, she's just as sweet as . . .

my sheep back home in Utah!

;o)

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Posted by: geneticerror ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 12:14PM
Re: Well, she's just as sweet as . . .

Yeah, but she could use a little lotion.

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Posted by: Heidi GWOTR ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 12:31PM
Dancing with Cureloms! (n/t)


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Posted by: NoTellin' ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 12:38PM
Nuttin' like a piece o' tail on P Day, right Elder? (n/t)


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Posted by: Lapsed ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:00PM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

"New and Improved! Astroglide consecrated oil for those difficult investigators. Now available at Walmart!"

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Posted by: SD ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:08PM
Re: Caption contest for image supplied by Stray Mutt

Elder Idaho was confident that with the protection of the holy spirit he could in fact get a blowjob from a crocodile and come away unmarked.

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Posted by: Darksparks ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 01:23PM
If a snake and a donkey can talk, then my faith can control an alligator n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: nolongerin ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 10:28PM
"Look what happened when I played with my little factory!" (n/t)


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Posted by: jpt ( )
Date: January 21, 2011 10:38PM
Surprised, Allie moans in pleasure at the message delivered by the Elder. (n/t)


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